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Express

Posted by Merk

June 14th, 2006

Categories: Express Watch, Front Pages |

16 Comments

  1. johnnyh

    I heard that Princess Margaret was partial to a pearl necklace

  2. Paul

    A dead Margaret on the front page is no substitute for a dead Diana.

  3. OMR

    So, princess Margarets jewels sell for a lot of money. Not really front page material. But at least its news. Unlike the rest of the front page which is Journalistic bollocks of the worst kind.

  4. Bernadette

    Wonder if this auction is going to be shown on Flog It? That’s usually about skint people trying to raise a few quid.

  5. Dobbin

    oooh oooh. I so want to unlock my Psychic powers. Let me run out and invest 35p to read about this (doubtless) scientifically proven technique.

  6. Kate

    Looks like the Express have already unlocked their psychic powers given their prediction about the home sellers’ pack…

    I’m surprised Princess Margaret’s extensive collection of (empty) gin bottles weren’t up for sale.

  7. Carl La Fong

    I was always suprised that Margaret didn’t name her son Gordon (or Booth, or Gilbey…).

  8. Scotty

    The latest thing that’s really starting to piss me off (and it joins a long list) about this type of Journalism is this type of headline, I’m not sure what the grammatical term is:

    How you can unlock your Physic powers
    How to get a conservatory built during the world cup
    How to get your Kids to get A’s in their exams
    How to lose a stone in a day
    How to land on the moon by midnight tonight
    How to waste 35p

    Anyone that gets sucked in by it, do they ever wise up and remember the disappointment from yesterdays promises.

  9. Moggie

    I’ve unlocked my psychic power, and it tells me that tomorrow’s Express will be full of bollocks, and next week they’ll have a front page story about a dead blonde woman.

  10. Chris

    I used my psychic powers to read the article without going anywhere near the Express

  11. matt hurst

    5 years for the less serious offences, or 6 or 7 it would of course depend on what the judge had orginally sentenced them on.

    as i said in the other one.

    The people who swallow this bullshit though as being a precedent for all sentences will be the same who don’t bother to watch politics and just judge with this misguided bollocks.

  12. hel

    Did they unlock their psychic power to predict what Princess Margaret’s jewels would sell for? they weren’t that accurate then!

  13. Paul

    er! unlock your psychic powers and talk to Diana as the Express are short of a story or two!

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