well it saves money does’nt it..So kates definatley marrying Wills then, good to know
Headline courtesy of St Marys lower sixth work experience group..
Bit previous aren’t they? Claiming that not only will the increasingly equine-looking Wills become king, but he’ll marry his Sloaney girlfriend. I bet Diana told them…
I still have a feeling party boy Harry will be king some day. I’d love to see the reaction of DM and DE readers if Wills had found himself a nice black honey to be Queen.
You know my views on Kate Middleton – but it’s still not news. Girl gets parking ticket. Cor gosh blimey. Yeah, real hard working, those Express hacks.
The Diana Excess complains about the 37,000 jobs being lost. But if the shoe was on the other sock, and 37,000 were being created, they’d moan about “over inflated, ballooning public sector….. and GUESS (underlined) who’s paying?”
And if the sexpress hates BB so much, why mention it- if they stop paying attention to it, it would probably go away.
listen you vile filth, don’t ever try to speak on my behalf and suggest I have a “queen”.I don’t need one, I don’t care for one and I feel especially repelled by your use of the word “even” What? She’s special is she? Some higher force scum like me should bow to?
Wait till they get her in a merc in Paris.
Well I feel sorry for the poor cow (sorry northernrob). I wonder if she knows what she is letting herself in for? She may have a royal lifestyle but her life will never be her own if she marries into that family. Hell of a price to pay. I wouldn’t. Mind you, unless William comes out I don’t suppose I’ll get the chance, will I?
sloane ranger can get a parking ticket. They are right Diana would have liked her. On d.penry’s comment. I still look at the situation and advise Will to resign the civil list, get a job where you won’t be shot or gawped at and go and marry the person you want to and have a less screwed up life than your parents.
And not even then, d.penry! The day we have a queen for a queen (sorry, couldn’t resist), is the day Dacre drops down dead in an agony of righteous indignation. Ha ha, I’d love to see one of the royals come out and see what reaction the poor bugger would get!
I agree though. No lavish lifestyle is worth the amount of provacy invasion the royals have to put up with. Even Diana can’t get away from it, a decade after she died!
Actually, Charles is a bit bi, isn’t he (there was that whole servant thing), and he’s next in line to the throne (not William, as some newspapers seem to think). You might have a shot there, d.penry. Mud wrestle Camilla for him.
He he, upper class masturbation, I like that (the phrase, not the actual – oh, never mind). Probably a trick he picked up at Eton. If they ever offer you a biscuit at the palace, don’t accept . . .
[...] The new year may not yet be a week old, but the Daily Express is already in the running for headline of the year with ‘Even our future queen can get a parking ticket’. [...]
well it saves money does’nt it..So kates definatley marrying Wills then, good to know
Headline courtesy of St Marys lower sixth work experience group..
Kate Middleton – Marks out of 2? I’d give her 1.
Bit previous aren’t they? Claiming that not only will the increasingly equine-looking Wills become king, but he’ll marry his Sloaney girlfriend. I bet Diana told them…
With the DE’s tendancy for exaggeration (killer storms, bees and apple pie) does this actually mean jobs will be created in the NHS? (groan?)
Nice to know that Ms Middlebrow’s complaints about media harrassment are being listened to, huh?
Is that just a circumvented way of saying that Dirty Des have become CEO of the NHS, as it sounds like his modus operandi
what would diana say?
“Future Queen” FFS.
Anyone reckon they’ve ‘done it’ yet?
I still have a feeling party boy Harry will be king some day. I’d love to see the reaction of DM and DE readers if Wills had found himself a nice black honey to be Queen.
You know my views on Kate Middleton – but it’s still not news. Girl gets parking ticket. Cor gosh blimey. Yeah, real hard working, those Express hacks.
“The Beauty, The Beast and the Faded Pop Star”
Do they not see the pathetic irony of it!
3 has-beens on the front page.
If they’re groaning about it, why are they plastering it over the front page
Fucking hypocrites, why must this once readable rag descend into such a farce
The Diana Excess complains about the 37,000 jobs being lost. But if the shoe was on the other sock, and 37,000 were being created, they’d moan about “over inflated, ballooning public sector….. and GUESS (underlined) who’s paying?”
And if the sexpress hates BB so much, why mention it- if they stop paying attention to it, it would probably go away.
“our” future queen???????????
listen you vile filth, don’t ever try to speak on my behalf and suggest I have a “queen”.I don’t need one, I don’t care for one and I feel especially repelled by your use of the word “even” What? She’s special is she? Some higher force scum like me should bow to?
Wait till they get her in a merc in Paris.
Well I’m going to say it even if nobody else will; Kate Middleton is *very* hot!
Shut up northenrob.
Well I feel sorry for the poor cow (sorry northernrob). I wonder if she knows what she is letting herself in for? She may have a royal lifestyle but her life will never be her own if she marries into that family. Hell of a price to pay. I wouldn’t. Mind you, unless William comes out I don’t suppose I’ll get the chance, will I?
sloane ranger can get a parking ticket. They are right Diana would have liked her. On d.penry’s comment. I still look at the situation and advise Will to resign the civil list, get a job where you won’t be shot or gawped at and go and marry the person you want to and have a less screwed up life than your parents.
I doubt she needs to marry Wills to become heir to the throne given our regal family tree. They’re probably cousins or something.
And not even then, d.penry! The day we have a queen for a queen (sorry, couldn’t resist), is the day Dacre drops down dead in an agony of righteous indignation. Ha ha, I’d love to see one of the royals come out and see what reaction the poor bugger would get!
I agree though. No lavish lifestyle is worth the amount of provacy invasion the royals have to put up with. Even Diana can’t get away from it, a decade after she died!
Actually, Charles is a bit bi, isn’t he (there was that whole servant thing), and he’s next in line to the throne (not William, as some newspapers seem to think). You might have a shot there, d.penry. Mud wrestle Camilla for him.
Buggering the servants isnt gay, its just upper class masterbation.
And kate is looking a bit skinny. Can hardly wait for the next ‘Queen to be bulimia shocker’
He he, upper class masturbation, I like that (the phrase, not the actual – oh, never mind). Probably a trick he picked up at Eton. If they ever offer you a biscuit at the palace, don’t accept . . .
[...] The new year may not yet be a week old, but the Daily Express is already in the running for headline of the year with ‘Even our future queen can get a parking ticket’. [...]