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Express

Posted by Merk

March 28th, 2007

Categories: Express Watch |

16 Comments

  1. Zac

    Just makes me nostalgic for those good ol’ days in the early 90’s.

  2. johnnyh

    Latest fashion as worn by Rod, Jane and Fredddy?

  3. larry

    good job the Express deal with interest rate rises so concisely ffs they really are appealing to people not allowed metal cutlery are nt they?

  4. Bernadette

    Sailor Mum? FFS. Presumably only worth reporting as she’s a mother. Do we know if any of the others are Sailor Dads??

  5. Lisa

    Ha ha. The Express have gayed up with their rainbow gear.

    They’ve made that headline as long as they can in order to write as little as possible on the actual story haven’t they? The second up is superflous. Shit formatting is back too.

    That picture of the soldier with baby is misleading; it implies Iran are deliberately keeping a mum from her newborn. The kid’s 3 now.

  6. gazardo

    Heh Heh, our favourite shite rags nearly had carbon copy covers today, only they swapped the principle stories round.

    Not like the Express to crop off the girls cleavage.

    Haven’t got any brightly coloured fashion so I am off to tie dye everything.

  7. BSE

    Oh dear… time to go back into the closet… ; )

  8. Paul

    Following on so close after their weekly prediction that house prices will soar.

  9. Billy-Jo Remarkable

    She wasn’t forced to join the Navey and she wasn’t forced to have a child, it was her choice. I just don’t get this.

  10. JohnD

    Rainbows now is it? Isn’t fashion for people who simply can’t make up their minds about what clothes to wear? I’m sticking to my miserable monochrome outfits.

    And interest rates are going up, a bit like in 1989 (to reduce the inflationary pressure of the Lawson Boom) and 1992 when Britain crashed out of the ERM. Didn’t they hit 12 1/2%? And that was when the rates were under direct Tory government control. Nothing new then, eh.

  11. dabe

    Billy-Jo, you’re right. Presumably she didn’t have her baby on the ship with her, and presumably she still had a fair few days before returning back home. The Iranians aren’t going to kill her so there’s absolutely no relevance that she has a child, plus the child is 3 so can’t comprehend that its mother has been captured so can’t be scared.

    Fucking bollocks.

  12. Chris

    They could just go up once, then, surely?

  13. Billy-Jo Remarkable

    I’ve just been on the bog and thought about this. They could be going up and then dropped a bit and went up again. There again. when this revelation came to me, I was spouting shit.

  14. Jack

    Isn’t it the job of a newspaper to report, well, news? Isn’t this just speculation?

    Can someone reclassify the Daily Sexpress as a speculationpaper? (And adjust its tax status accordingly).

    jack

  15. Kev M

    Interest rates should be at 7-8% with the way RPI/CPI is increasing.

    Bank Of England are muppets controlled by government and too scared to rock the boat whilst Gordon is trying to get the No.10 job.

  16. Ryan

    I disagree with you Kev M. Interest rate rises are very incremental because hiking them too much too quickly can send a shock into the economy and cause a recession. Most economists are predicting interest rate rises for the Q1&Q2 2007 followed by cuts in rates later this year.

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