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Express

Posted by Merk

April 4th, 2008

Categories: Express Watch |

13 Comments

  1. Chip

    If just the “rip-off gas” is up 45%, I’ll continue to buy the normally priced stuff :D

  2. Sarah

    What is the point of that front page? Seriously.

  3. Mark

    Totty, terrorists and weather.

    What more do you need?

  4. hel

    hot weather in summer? really? you don’t say.
    as for that kate photo, they haven’t even bothered trying to dress it up as news.

  5. Cloned Poster

    rip-off those hot-pants and bang her in the ass is the sublimimal message here.

  6. Original Paul

    I have just ripped one off.

  7. johnnyh

    Why is the DE selling gas abroad? Have they diversified from porn mags?

  8. Becka

    I can never, ever understand the appeal of Kate Moss, the faux ‘fashionable junkie’ she is.

  9. Stevie H

    How long before the DE runs with another “killer storms” story, shortly after “Summer promises to be a scorcher”?

    My money’s on sometime towards the end of next week.

    PS Moss? Yes I would. Until her eardrums burst.

  10. NJH

    That headline could be read as saying people are farting a lot more.

  11. Harry

    That Kate McCann is looking good.

  12. Chas

    It will probably piss-down all summer now the de has promised a scorcher

    And it will allbe Gordons fault.

  13. hel

    it was snowing this morning where i am. so much for “a scorcher” (always makes me think of “scorchio”)! i expect tomorrow’s express to say “now snow blizzards bring britain to a standstill!” or something equally hyperbolic.

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