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Express

Posted by Merk

October 31st, 2008

Categories: Express Watch, General |

12 Comments

  1. chelseafan2310

    Fairer Britain?? You mean where immigrants aren’t attacked on the front page of the DE every other day?

  2. Mike Mahoney

    NOW! You hear!

    It must be serious if they have a bigger NOW. But reducing my petrol bill by 10p from £40 to £39.90 won’t make much difference, to be honest…..

  3. Steve

    He should worry??? Eh is that a typo or an attempt at humour?? So how much has Dirty Des made this year then selling porn as compared to leaving answer machine messages.

    I think quite a good excuse is “because we don’t want/have to”.

  4. Zagrebo

    The previous Express frontpage complained that Ross was being paid during his suspension. Now it turns out they were wrong but they’re still complaining.

    This is why the BBC were so foolish to cave into this lot; they don’t come to agreements because that’s the way responsible people behave, they just snipe endlessly from the sidelines and score points not caring about who gets hurt along the way.

  5. Russell

    HA HA HA!!! I love that headline!!

    The “Ross out” is definitely a typo.

    I’m sure the oil barons are quaking in their boots

  6. Chip

    Express readers please note: all those interest rate cuts you’ve begged for AND GOT have pushed down the value of the pound, keeping oil expensive.

    Morons.

  7. Adrian

    Save £1.75 on your Daily & Sunday Express by smearing your own shit on a big piece of paper and stare at that while you eat your cornflakes in the morning instead. Pretty similar experience.

  8. Captain Jesus

    Adrian – Or Just rent “The Third Reich In Colour” on DVD. Again, a pretty similar experience.

  9. aljardi

    Adrian -Quality! – If you do it in the summer, the Express then becomes fly blown. You can imagine the flies as being their journalists busy at work. Quite literally, flies round shit!

  10. someone

    the NOWs are getting bigger… soon the entirety of the express front page will be taken up by one giant “NOW”, with space only for a free shit banner and maybe something about how it’s still 10p cheaper than the Mail (and ten times as racist)

    (mind you, i haven’t seen an immigrant-bashing headline on the express in a while now – i wonder if they got sued or something)

  11. Original Paul

    Not to worry, Express sales are falling year on year.

  12. Simon

    If those drifts are six feet deep then that rangerover must be the size of a house.

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