Have Private Eye’s Hackwatch column done one on the Express’ wonderfoods obsession? If not this really is worth their taking a look. All these years of miracle pills, the glories and evils of red wine and superfruit, for them to turn round now and tell us that eating less and exercising more would be a good idea. I feel betrayed.
Yeah coz NO-ONE has EVER mentioned that smoking was bad for you and that exercise is the best way to lose weight. Im glad we have the Express epidemiology team with their pioneering nutritional research.
The pointless stuff from the top of the page is now the main headline. Holy-crappa-moly.
Maybe they should do a headline “NO NEWS TODAY SHOCK”
Have Private Eye’s Hackwatch column done one on the Express’ wonderfoods obsession? If not this really is worth their taking a look. All these years of miracle pills, the glories and evils of red wine and superfruit, for them to turn round now and tell us that eating less and exercising more would be a good idea. I feel betrayed.
Using a bowling ball would be preferable to using your family or friends!
I thought that the Express had discovered a few months back that grapes were the elixir of life?
Jesus H Christ! The first two paragraphs win the award for stating the bleeding obvious:
“BRITONS can hold back the years by making a few easy diet and lifestyle changes, a report out today claims.
Simply eating the correct food, quitting smoking and getting enough exercise are the keys to a healthy old age.”
In other news, the wheels on the bus go round and round.
Tomorrows chip paper!
“BRITONS can hold back the years by making a few easy diet and lifestyle changes,”
Only Britons?
NOW IMMEGRANTS ARE STEALING YOUR HEALTHY OLD AGES!
Coming tomorrow, Car crashes can cause injury, and Pope is a Catholic.
The best diet for a healthy long life is to avoid reading the shite in the Daily Express.
Thank goodness it’s all Britons and not just Hardworking Families ™ who can extend their lives by eating healthily and doing some exercise.
Is the Express a newspaper or OK magazine?
They’re both equally vile rags from Richard D, family man and ‘the king of filth’!
This diet right…
Eat anything in Moderation
Yeah coz NO-ONE has EVER mentioned that smoking was bad for you and that exercise is the best way to lose weight. Im glad we have the Express epidemiology team with their pioneering nutritional research.