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Express

Posted by Merk

January 14th, 2009

Categories: Express Watch |

17 Comments

  1. Kiz

    Ah, another “And guess who’s paying?” headline. Nice to see everything’s back to normal at Express towers. Can we have Diana again tomorow?

  2. Matthew

    Or Maddy?……

  3. Rex

    I don’t think the Express thinks highly of their readership when it needs to answer it’s own question..

  4. Sarah

    I don’t see any puppets. I call my friends sweep, bagpuss and bodger the badger all the time.

  5. NJH

    Of course we’re paying for it, it’s the public sector (of which I am an employee). Indirectly we pay for all pensions, via the global monetary movement.

  6. Steve

    Er is it the MPS?? Oh damn they runied it by giving me the answer!!!

    The bigotted royal family….and guess who is paying for it!!!

  7. NJH

    You’d have thought anyone still “reading” the DE would know the answer to question in the subheadline without stating it.

  8. Nick Mazonowicz

    Even by the pisspoor standards of the Express that must be the worst headline ever. The whole point of using ‘Guess who’s paying’ is that it is a rhetorical question which has only one answer. Actually answering the question makes it clumsy. It’s rather like Littlejohn signing off every column ‘You couldn’t make it up because it would be really hard to make up something that unbelievable, even though it has happened in real life.”

  9. Nick Mazonowicz

    And who exactly should be paying for state sector payments? Bill Gates?

  10. Mr Mordon

    25% more what? Onions, hedgehogs, cancer? Besides, doesn’t everyone pay tax towards their state pension, including MPs?

  11. CTerry

    Me personally?

    Well I’m a bit skint at the moment…..

  12. MatthewS

    Haha! The Express’s opinion of the readership sinks to new lows when they think that “guess who’s paying?” is too subtle for them to understand.

  13. MatthewS

    Nick Mazonowicz: LMAO! If he worked for the Express they’d probably make him do that, along with putting a helpful picture beside every sentence so that a brain dead monkey could understand it.

  14. Matt Hurst

    I wonder if this is one of the questions in those Quizes they always go on about.

  15. Rob

    I thought: ‘And guess who’s paying?’ was a rhetorical question, bt clearly express readers are such idiots they have to be told. Also note that lack of a question mark.

  16. aljardi

    Mr Mordon
    January 14th, 2009
    25% more what? Onions, hedgehogs, cancer? Besides, doesn’t everyone pay tax towards their state pension, including MPs?

    It’s definately 25% more dog biscuits! – I dreamt it last night. Hang on, isn’t that how all these headlines are thought up?

  17. Original Paul

    They are taking the piss out of ther readers these days with cost cutting that is reducing standards.

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