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Posted by Merk

January 19th, 2009

Categories: Front Pages, General |

17 Comments

  1. Uponnothing

    Cross your heart?

    Utterly meaningless.

  2. Opinion Pole

    ‘Cross Our Hearts’ would have made sense, but I guess that wouldn’t juxtapose with the photo’. So in the end they went for a cop out headline that makes as much sense as a chocolate condom.

  3. Moggie

    “Cross your heart” isn’t exactly meaningless: it is (or was, dunno if it’s still used) a slogan/trademark for Playtex bras.

  4. johnnyh

    Kat Winslett has got her knockers, but I think she’s ok

  5. Uponnothing

    But what does a bra slogan have to do with the photo?

    Doesn’t look like she is even wearing a bra.

  6. Matt Hurst

    Better get the blank cheque signed mind….

  7. Killer Whale

    Let the banks go bust. Except the one with my money in, obviously.

  8. Rob

    What are they on about? The new insurance sceme doesn’t cost tax payers a penny. The guarentee is only on the extreme end of risk, hardly a blank cheque.

  9. Original Paul

    Will the Mail go bust I wonder?

  10. Matt Hurst

    We can but hope…

  11. Mike W

    Their hostility to The CIty is something I enjoy, despite the fact that they were cheerleaders when times were good.

  12. Sarah

    Quite frankly Kate looks like she’s wearing a chocolate condom. Either that or she’s being strangled by a large laytex plant with two babies trying to get free.

    Anyone read this?
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1122422/Immigrant-worker-awarded-30-000-compensation-payout-British-Refugee-Council.html

    I love the stench of an ‘Look a migrant got money! It’s not even made of chocolate!” story. It’s classic mail.

  13. JohnD

    One thing I don’t like about The Mail is the way it gives away DVDs. You have to pick them up from specific stores, like W.H.Smith’s or Tesco. How irrittating. The Mail has probably done some sort of deal with a number of high profile outlets. I imagine that it has an impact upon smaller newsagents. Bah.

  14. Sam

    Quite right JohnD, if only the DM gave away DVDs at every DM-selling outlet! Then I might be able to overlook its hysterical ranting and dubious reporting. I live in hope…

  15. NJH

    I’m still looking forward to Titanic 2.

  16. pope

    blank cheque bollocks.

    Anything else and it would’ve been “Labour Puts YOUR money at risk …and eats babies.”

  17. Mail Man

    Yeah, nothing to see here move along everybody, nevermind what the banks and financiers got up to it’s all Labour’s fault for not knowing & stopping them.

    …..oh and phwoooaaar titties.

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