And I encourage Express readers to drink as much tea as they can, thereby giving money to people in tea producing countries, who will one day hopefully rise up and take over the earth.

Today’s Sunday Express has a front page talking up house price recovery, and even uses the phrase ‘green shoots’ that they crucified a government minister for recently, and attack the government for not forcing banks to lend more to help it out.

Government and BBC. Damned if you do. Damned if you don’t. The Mail and Express will condemn you one week for something then support it the next, but condemn you then for not supporting it.