Saturday’s Mail & Express
Posted by Merk
January 26th, 2009
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Er…Apple Juice?
Alternative headlines included,
The Miracle of Orange Juice/Beer/Cocaine/Milk
Or The Miracle of Sex-It keeps your brain healthy and happy!
The Mail story is quite odd. If Interpol wants these guys why are they keeping them here? But yet again, you’ll never get a good story about a foreigner in the Mail. They were pissed because lots of work permits had been handed out to migrants and then had to write that most of them had been handed out to Americans. As Americans are a very hard catagory of foreigner to bully, probably because they’re seen as rich therefore we can’t look down at them, the Mail didn’t pursue that line of anger. However, Albainians? Hell yeah!
Free haircut?, Oh, FFS..!
Lady Chatterley!!! BAN THIS FILTH NOW!!
Don’t you love the picture that is used by the Express to depict what it considers it’s readers to look like?
Surely that Express issue is a joke?!
My Yorkshire relatives use an expression ‘I didn’t know whether to have a sh!t or a haircut’.
I guess the DE has at least one of them covered if you feel the need……and you might even feel like cutting out to use the haircut coupon before wiping.
For the Express headline, it that a joke or something? There was an attack on a nursery in Belgium, 3 climbers who died in an avalanche in Scotland and the base of the Tamil Tigers was captured. But why bother about these unimportant things when we can run a story about Apple Juice? And anyway, why should we have an Australian miracle hair treatment? I thought their hair treatments were all foriegn and not right for us!
As for the Mail, it’s yet another racist “all immigrants are criminals” story. I’d be willing to bet all my money that these Albanians wern’t criminals at all-they were all nice, law-abiding citizens who have just been deliberatly smeared as criminals by the Daily Fail. Why the hell would the Home Office allow murderers to enter Britain when they pose a potential threat to British citizens? It’s just classic paranoia from them again. (Plus an excuse to bash Zanu-Liebour and their supposedly soft immigration policies.)
And by the way, I don’t need a free haircut. My local Barbers does a really good one for only £1.80!
Lady Chatterlys lover from the Mail ’shock’
I guess folk having affairs is Ok, so long as they are posh folk
As for the headline, i would have thought interpol would have a higher authority than any individual govenment, otherwise, whats the point in having an international police service?
Truth about John Cleese young lover..er, shes a WOMAN!
I find the John Cleese story to be especially amusing. They had an interview with his new girlfriend a couple of weeks ago, and she went into horrible horrible detail about their sex life…she has claimed to be 27, when it’s obvious from looking at her that she’s in her early 40s. The Mail ran the ‘truth about’ story as some sort of exclusive, because they’ve been told she’s actually 45, which was a bit of a lol.
Are you seriously telling me they’ve taken up a third of their front page over a woman fibbing about her age? Presumably this is a version of “women: know your limits”.
I have apple juice every day. Fuck-yeah!!
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