The Swayze story isn’t true, his spokesperson put a statement out yesterday to say he was continuing his treatment and the report saying otherwise was false. Way to keep on top of the news as it breaks, Express.
What happened the last time the DE estimated that Swayze would die within weeks? He somehow completly recovered and went on to star in a new movie, meaning that their estimations were a lie. So I’ll be willing to bet the exact same thing will happen this time.
Raise duty on fuel? Surely not to bring it into line with the price it was twenty years, since when its real cost has dramatically reduced whilst alternatives have spiralled upwards? That would be great.
I actually watched Alan Partridge’s dire show today. He did nothing for me, but most hilarious was Kelvin MacKenzie who said that those who use file sharing sites are “thugs and theives who should all be banged up and the government needs to go after their parents as well.” He clearly has a) no idea of the scale of file sharing, as nearly everyone with broadband internet would be in prison. b) no idea of how the internet works, as policing a system like that would be next to impossible c) no common sense about the real issues that the government have to deal with. Loss of music revenues is hardly the most significant thing in Britian today is it?
Kelvin McKenzie – what do you expect from the man who brought us the famous Sun headlines about the sinking of the Belgrano and the Hillsborough disaster.
The fact that someone like him can rise to any position of influence at all and even now still get a gig where his opinion is canvassed and carries any weight whatsoever is something I find utterly incredulous, unless you come to the extremely depressing but probably almost entirely accurate conclusion that the majority of people in this country are utter fuckwits.
Once voted a rival to George Clooney as the sexiest man on television, housewives’ favourite Alan Titchmarsh is melting hearts off-screen too.
A waxwork model of the gardening pin-up has been kissed and caressed so much by fans at London’s Madame Tussauds that the museum has had to take the statue away for cleaning.
According to web-based encyclopedia Wikipedia, Titchmarsh’s wax figure is “one of the most fondled” at the museum after Hollywood actor Brad Pitt’s. “Oh, yes, Alan gets kissed so often that we regularly take his head off for a clean,” confirmed a spokeswoman for the museum.
Meanwhile the Empress’s sister paper, the Daily Star, has been hit with a big libel payment after wrongly alleging a girl was a member of the gang that killed Rhys Jones. Let’s hope that all these libel payments will bankrupt the Express group and lead to its demise.
Meanwhile the Express’s sister paper, the Daily Star, has been hit with a big libel payment after wrongly alleging a girl was a member of the gang that killed Rhys Jones. Let’s hope that all these libel payments will bankrupt the Express group and lead to its demise.