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Express

Posted by Merk

February 4th, 2009

Categories: Express Watch, Front Pages |

19 Comments

  1. johnnyh

    Take it easy? Has philip had to give up his job stacking shelves in tesco?

  2. aljardi

    What a pile of poo!

  3. Sarah

    Those kids don’t look like yobs!

    I also doubt that Peter Mandelson flew the British flag upside on purpose. Who cares?

  4. Graham T

    Mandelson the minister responsible for putting the plastic flags out, does he also makes the brews for visiting dignitaries?

  5. Kiz

    Looks like the Express are taking another oppertunity to deliberatly dig at me and my fellow teenagers.

    And the thing about Mandleson (Mandy) is pathetic. They’re so desperate to bash Labour, they’ll even go at tiny, unimportant things that most people wouldn’t even notice anyway. Who cares if he flew the flag upside down? Does it even concern us? Also, would they be as bothered if Cameron or David Davis did exactly the same thing?

  6. Original Paul

    Phillip has been taking it easy for years.

  7. Steve

    Definition of a ‘yob’ anyone??? Another term the meaning of which is solely defined by the press.

    He’s not really flying it though is he??? Just holding it. The ‘flagpole’ is already attached too. Surely he has better things to do than worry about which way around an almost entirely symmetrical piece of coloured cloth should be positioned ie running the country.

  8. flossibea

    what exactly is a YOB is it anyone who wears a “hoodie” or anyone who is under the age of 20 ?
    crap i am 16 best get out and commit some crime i have got a hell of alot of catching up to do!

  9. Steven

    I think a yob in Express land is someone who doesn’t have a mortgage!

  10. Kiz

    Come on Steven, everyone knows the Express’ definition of a yob is a working class person 20 or younger. Luckily, I just avoid being in their yob bracket-I’m 18 but had a middle class upbringing, which means i can’t go out and commit any crimes. ;)

  11. aljardi

    A YOB is someone who is not called Tabetha and doesn’t own a pony.

  12. Steve

    so are the BNP thugs ‘yobs’???

  13. Kiz

    Obviously not, according to the Express. Anyway, the DE loves the BNP, being a recruiting pamphlet for them around election time with their racist “Immigrants are taking all our jobs and eroding our culture” headlines. Also, many comments on their bullshit website are supportive of the BNP.

  14. Mr Mordon

    That flag thing; since the Chinese flag is also the wrong way round maybe it’s a double insult

  15. Abernathy

    Another 10 inches, eh? Fnarr Fnarr…….

  16. Adrian

    Some people say the Express classes the working class under 20 as yobs?
    No ANYONE under the age of 30/35 is a yob no matter what background you come from according to these papers!

  17. Tom

    Philip’s 87: the doctor would hardly be likely to advise him to take up rowing.

  18. Will

    “Fury” at the flag being upside down?

    If you were that picky you could find it irritating, annoying, a pet hate, etc. But FURY? Are the writers in the Express a bunch of the infected from 28 Days Later, vomiting blood over their screens as they mash at the keyboards… err… furiously? If this gets them furious, they will be dead from stress within the next few months.

    Which is probably for he best.

  19. MatthewS

    Whats wrong with those flags? Thats how I always fly them! Am I infuriating my Daily Express reading colleagues all this time? Oh well who cares.

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