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Express

Posted by Merk

February 6th, 2009

Categories: Express Watch, Front Pages |

13 Comments

  1. Abernathy

    The Good News: Take an aspirin, and tell the Cancer to fuck off !

    The Bad News : don’t leave the house – it’s a DEATH TRAP out there!

  2. CC

    AT LAST! AT LAST! The chavs won’t be able to move next door! Hurrah!

  3. Sarah

    The Express does know it condemmed house prices rising doesn’t it?

  4. Matt Hurst

    Brilliant if house prices do rise it just creates an inflated market one which has been one of the problems that created the orginal market.

  5. Original Paul

    A parody of a parody!

  6. James Russell

    From the press release itself:
    It is always important not to place too much weight on any one month’s figures.
    (http://www.lloydsbankinggroup.com/media/pdfs/halifax/05_02_09HousePriceIndexJanuary2009.pdf)

    Oh, and in bold too.

    Historically, house prices have not moved in the same direction month after month even
    during a pronounced downturn. For example, prices fell for seven successive months in
    1989 before increasing in three of the first ten months in 1990 even though the overall trend
    in prices was downwards.

    So what excuse does the Express have for making it the headlines? How much emphasis could you put on the figures?

    Shocking!!

  7. Kiz

    I thought the DE wanted house prices to go DOWN a couple of weeks ago. They can’t make up their mind, can they?

    Also, last time, it was tea that cured cancer, then before that plums, then before that grapes! What’s it going to be next, standing on one hand on the edge of a cliff while someone shoots a cricket ball of your foot with an arrow?

  8. NJH

    Is there anything that doesn’t prevent cancer? The Express must have some vault of non-peer-reviewed medical hypotheses that they can trot out when they”ve got a space to fill on the front page.

  9. Steven

    God, what the fuck is it with Fern bloody Britton being the pin-up of the right-wing, middle-aged press? At least with Helen Mirren, I can *kind of* understand it.

  10. Minneythekid

    yeah i’d do mirren

  11. Rob

    Wow i was right.

  12. Nick

    What about?

  13. Robin

    House prices rising! Even though 2 years ago the Express cried out at them rising!

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