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Express

Posted by Merk

February 17th, 2009

Categories: Front Pages, General |

11 Comments

  1. Steven

    A lot of people have said how poignant it was that Jade’s boyfriend proposed when he knew she was dying. I’d say the opposite, and that the money grabbing, fame hungry, retard that is Jack Tweed was finally seeing his payday and wanted legal protection to take half her estate.

    And the car workers didn’t riot. They temporarily shouted off understandably after being given one hour’s notice that they were being made redundant, then they went home peacefully. The Express however are twisting it as if it was a stampede at a bread queue.

  2. Lith

    @ Steven: yeah I definatly see your point on the Jade Goody thing. It really wouldn’t be surprising if that were the case at all.

  3. Steve

    Subtle promotion for Special K (the cereal not the horse viagra) in the top corner??

  4. Original Paul

    Publicity seeking Jack Tweed , who is conducting the service Max Clifford?

  5. Mrs Grimble

    Actually, I think think that Clifford may well have already had a quiet word with Tweed, to the effect: “Remember, Jacky boy, I can have you on the front page of all the tabs with a single phone call… so don’t try anything, eh?”

  6. James M

    How about ‘lose weight by eating absolutely nothing ever ever ever’?

  7. Matthew

    I wonder whether Tweed got early release from orison (after just 4 months of an 18 month term) because the severity of Jade’s condition was known much earlier than has been said?
    Clifford is an awful man but as a master of ‘news management’ he has few rivals.

  8. Matthew

    Prison’,even!

  9. Russell

    Lose weight eating cereals twice a day??? What kind of crap is that?
    Yeah, Tweed is set for life.

  10. sarah

    What kind of dieting advice is that?! You may as well eat only your toe nail clippings_ we’ll call it the toe nail delight diet.

  11. Sarah T

    I’m pretty sure that Special K diet (two bowls of the stuff and a proper, healthy meal a day) does actually work. Of course they’ve just put ‘cereals’, and it’s hardly likely that it’ll work if you eat two bowls of sugar-frosted choco-lumps or whatever is about these days.

    And they’ve (Special K) been running that promotion for years now, it’s hardly a breaking newsflash.

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