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Posted by Merk

February 23rd, 2009

Categories: Express Watch, Front Pages |

16 Comments

  1. hel

    looks like they’ve finally run out of theories about princess diana’s death so they’re printing murder theories about jill dando instead.

  2. Bubbles

    DE has a dead blonde fetish

  3. hel

    also the flu vaccine in the main headline is actually nowhere near being made available yet, they’re just getting a lot closer to inventing a vaccine that can prevent most strains of flu, but it will still take a few more years and it may not prevent all strains.

  4. Nick

    And it’s not exactly a new Dando consipracy theory either.

  5. Nick

    I’m sure that if they mix the new vaccine with a bit of grape juice it’ll work a thousand percent better.

  6. Steven

    Oh dear. Bullshit story about Dando and bullshit story about Flu.

    The only reason they have Jade is she sold the story to OK, which is also owned by Desmond.

  7. Matthew

    When did Jade’s hair grow back,Saturday night? Old photo to sell that gutter rag, OK (another one published by Desmond).

  8. Mail Man

    Typical lame garbage.

  9. Matt Hurst

    Haha I bet Carpet Right are fuming….Asda has taken their spot.

    Dando the new Diana.

  10. Dan Project76

    I was going to suggest that the vaccine was a syringe of apple juice but I was sort of beaten to it.

  11. YeGods

    New theory -

    Spencer Percival was in fact killed by a foreigner !!!

    [We say, keep them out]

  12. Original Paul

    This “new “Serb story is little more that someone getting pissed in a pub.

  13. Fruitbat

    You know why the Dando story is front page – because a DIRTY FOREIGNER did it.

  14. NJH

    Truly, Jade is the hopelessly naive, socially-inept, racially-aggressive, money-grabbing media whore of our hearts.

  15. Zagrebo

    The Dando story is an old conspiracy theory that arose shortly after her death and that faded-out when Barry George was convicted. Now that his conviction (which was never seen as very safe even back then) has been quashed it was always going to re-surface. I’ve no idea if there’s the slightest amount of fact or evidence behind it, it sounds like the sort of thing which has rumour and little else at its origins.

  16. Mail Man

    Just wait for it, in a year or 2s time -

    ‘Flu jab gives you cancer’

    blah blah blah.

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