They pull out that Strolling Bone line every time there’s a story about the Stones, and it’s never, ever got any less unfunny through repetition. Twats.
Labour could reintroduce capital punishment with compulsory public flogging for all criminals tomorrow and the Mail would probably still come up with stuff like this and accuse them of being ’soft’ on crime.
I’m surprised at the Mails obsession with the Rolling Stones. I remember many years ago when I was a lad, asking my dad (a staunch Tory) for the money to buy a Stones LP. His reply was that he would not give Mick Jagger his toe-nail clippings, let alone his hard earned money and that the Rolling Stones were soley responsible for the downfall of Western civilisation!
Anyway, why is Mick Jagger in dead blond corner. If I were Mick, I’d be afraid!
In answer to the “What kind of mother…..” question. Answer “A Daily Mail reding one!”
aljardi, perhaps that was back in the day when the Stones were rebellious and subsversive and right-thinking folk everywhere were locking up their daughters in case they had sex with Mick Jagger (who does pretty well for himself since he must be the ugliest man in rock and roll). However, now the ageing rockers seem less threatening in the daughter-shagging department and Sir Mick has been officially endorsed by the establishment. Most importantly of all, they are from that hallowed time, “the past”, and have become acceptable. That’s the way it works. I’d love to see what they have to say about Pete Doherty in 2040.
aljardi: “In answer to the “What kind of mother…..” question. Answer “A Daily Mail reding one!””
Hahaha, that was my firts thought as well. Sounds exactly like the kind of thing they would have as a feature “My NIGHTMARE son led further astray by the LOONY LEFT” or some nonsense.
What the bejiggins is that Strolling Bone headline going on about?
I’m curious, do they actually pay someone to come up with their puns and nicknames? Because I think someone should inform them that they’re being ripped off.
You can almost hear the whisper, “Be afraid! Be afraid!! Be very afraid!!”
They pull out that Strolling Bone line every time there’s a story about the Stones, and it’s never, ever got any less unfunny through repetition. Twats.
Is the word ‘Bone’ referring to the fact that you can see his cock?
Labour could reintroduce capital punishment with compulsory public flogging for all criminals tomorrow and the Mail would probably still come up with stuff like this and accuse them of being ’soft’ on crime.
I’m surprised at the Mails obsession with the Rolling Stones. I remember many years ago when I was a lad, asking my dad (a staunch Tory) for the money to buy a Stones LP. His reply was that he would not give Mick Jagger his toe-nail clippings, let alone his hard earned money and that the Rolling Stones were soley responsible for the downfall of Western civilisation!
Anyway, why is Mick Jagger in dead blond corner. If I were Mick, I’d be afraid!
In answer to the “What kind of mother…..” question. Answer “A Daily Mail reding one!”
aljardi, perhaps that was back in the day when the Stones were rebellious and subsversive and right-thinking folk everywhere were locking up their daughters in case they had sex with Mick Jagger (who does pretty well for himself since he must be the ugliest man in rock and roll). However, now the ageing rockers seem less threatening in the daughter-shagging department and Sir Mick has been officially endorsed by the establishment. Most importantly of all, they are from that hallowed time, “the past”, and have become acceptable. That’s the way it works. I’d love to see what they have to say about Pete Doherty in 2040.
aljardi: “In answer to the “What kind of mother…..” question. Answer “A Daily Mail reding one!””
Hahaha, that was my firts thought as well. Sounds exactly like the kind of thing they would have as a feature “My NIGHTMARE son led further astray by the LOONY LEFT” or some nonsense.
“What mother would kick her pot-smoking son out of the house and then write a book about it?” Dunno. Someone wanting a job with the Daily Mail…?
Bottler Mugabe McBroon Brown (un-elected PM) and his Zanu-Liebour party will have sold that womans son the hash! Mark my words.!
…er….Littlejohn for PM! (waffles on.. and on …and on)
I don’t get it… are the government hardline stalinists or ultra liberal pansies today? Please tell me what to think DM, I’m getting confused.
they are really struggling to give away that holiday to Florida, aren’t they?
A mother who can’t see past the headlines reported in her favourite BNP pamphlet.
And sorry whose to say these people aren’t reformed criminals, did the Mail sit on the prison parole panel do the Mail know these people.
I’ll hazard a guess and say no, do people now not deserve a second chance.
What the bejiggins is that Strolling Bone headline going on about?
I’m curious, do they actually pay someone to come up with their puns and nicknames? Because I think someone should inform them that they’re being ripped off.
Im sure lifers is not a real word. Not that that ever stoped the DM before!