If S&M’s your bag, I’m sure Dirty Des has a number of other publications to satisfy. Just remember to tuck your Express inside the porno mag at the newsagents: imagine the embarassment if it was spotted.
I can’t believe my hard earned tax money is being funnelled into fantastical ‘James Bond’ style training camps for Muslim terrorists – typical New Labourism. I hear in those training camps they get lovely soft pillows, free sattelite TV and a hot line to the BBC to propagate their anti-civilization message.
Oh dear have the Express now branched into S&M? (doubt the story’s about that but the banner gives that impression!)
If S&M’s your bag, I’m sure Dirty Des has a number of other publications to satisfy. Just remember to tuck your Express inside the porno mag at the newsagents: imagine the embarassment if it was spotted.
I can’t believe my hard earned tax money is being funnelled into fantastical ‘James Bond’ style training camps for Muslim terrorists – typical New Labourism. I hear in those training camps they get lovely soft pillows, free sattelite TV and a hot line to the BBC to propagate their anti-civilization message.
From BBC News:
“Speaking on the show, she said she realised that ‘people like to speculate, rather hurtfully’, as to why she was leaving the programme.”
Yeah, that’ll be The Express.
“‘But the reason is that 10 years is a long time on any show and I’m ready for a change,’ she said.”
Mystery solved! Now can we have some news?
Don’t people leave TV Shows ALL THE TIME.
As for the rest bleh and Pirates, argh Blackbeard
20 pence for this crap!?
Even Fern is looking a bit MILF there.