come to think of it, the main story sounds like the sort of thing you’d get in a local paper or one of those “take a chat” real-life story magazines, not the front page of a national newspaper. the story in dead blonde corner is a bit more newsworthy, they could have run with that instead, but it seems that lately they’ve been putting all the pictureless stories in the main part of the page and the ones with pics elsewhere.
The unknown blonde is Nadine something or other, MP for Central Bedfordshire. Apparently someone wrote a private email suggesting that she was a bit of a slapper. Which of course, in due defference to m’learned friends, she is not and has never been.
The thing that I find interesting about her is… who cares? Who’s heard of her? Not me, not Paul. Surely it’s a compliment of a sort that anyone might think she’s important enough to smear.
Nadine Dorries. She’s very vocal about anything to do with sex ed and abortion, and she heads the campaign which seeks to lower the legal limit for an abortion from 24 to 20 weeks. So a smear suggesting she was a bit of a goer would of course undermine her position as a campaigner on sexual health issues.
Attenborough’s right, in so much as there’s too many humans. It’s reckoned that 2,000,000,000 is about the planet’s capacity, but we have decades of shitty “newspapers” claiming everything revolves around “families”.
living blonde in dead blonde corner shocker.
come to think of it, the main story sounds like the sort of thing you’d get in a local paper or one of those “take a chat” real-life story magazines, not the front page of a national newspaper. the story in dead blonde corner is a bit more newsworthy, they could have run with that instead, but it seems that lately they’ve been putting all the pictureless stories in the main part of the page and the ones with pics elsewhere.
Too much life on earth?
We must begin culling immediately. I vote we begin with the journalists.
Unknown blonde on front page!
The unknown blonde is Nadine something or other, MP for Central Bedfordshire. Apparently someone wrote a private email suggesting that she was a bit of a slapper. Which of course, in due defference to m’learned friends, she is not and has never been.
The thing that I find interesting about her is… who cares? Who’s heard of her? Not me, not Paul. Surely it’s a compliment of a sort that anyone might think she’s important enough to smear.
Nadine Dorries. She’s very vocal about anything to do with sex ed and abortion, and she heads the campaign which seeks to lower the legal limit for an abortion from 24 to 20 weeks. So a smear suggesting she was a bit of a goer would of course undermine her position as a campaigner on sexual health issues.
Attenborough’s right, in so much as there’s too many humans. It’s reckoned that 2,000,000,000 is about the planet’s capacity, but we have decades of shitty “newspapers” claiming everything revolves around “families”.
What the shit is this?
I’m honestly…I’m just…this is a NATIONAL NEWSPAPER FRONT PAGE?
tommorrows will be “how i lost 10st!”
the day after- “how my love rat husband ruined our dream holiday”
its beyond actual belief.
Haha maybe the Express will recommend we all turn gay (since its that easy) in order to reduce the world population. Somehow I doubt it.