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Posted by Merk

April 29th, 2009

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Categories: Front Pages |

20 Comments

  1. Rothermere

    Manicures? Diets? Cosmetic surgery? Is that a list of today’s top stories in Femail?

  2. Dan

    Child Women?
    I think they employ some of those as columnists
    *cough*Liz Jones*cough*

  3. Original Paul

    The Mail always maintained that MMR was the key to Autism.

  4. NickPheas

    How, pray tell, could this help millions? Abortion on demand for troublesome infants?

  5. johnnyh

    Why does that headline sound like something that might have been said at the end of an episode of Dungeons and Dragons?

  6. Ken

    “GAH FROTH FOAM LYNCH ALL PAEDOS…OOH! LOOK AT THESE SEVERELY UNDERAGE BRIFFITS WITH THEIR PROVOCATIVE SMILES AND SKINNY LITTLE LEGS FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP GOD FORGIVE ME URRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…”

  7. Moggie

    I rather think the Mail have long ago forfeited the right to report on autism, unless it’s a huge mea culpa about their part in whipping up hysteria and putting lives at risk.

  8. Mail Man

    Original Paul
    “The Mail always maintained that MMR was the key to Autism.”

    Precisely.
    Especially that f*ckwit Letts who (ab)used & whored his own child around any media outlet that would let him so he could score his pathetic cheap political points.
    He got very personal about Blair and Leo IIRC, I wonder if there’ll be any apology?

    Yeah right.

  9. Sarah T

    ‘RISE OF THE CHILD WOMEN’ sounds like a 1950s b-movie title, especially with that giant scary yellow font.

  10. Uponnothing

    Strange how young girls seem to be interested in the very things that the tabloid media obsess over in every single edition.

    I’ll put a crazy suggestion out there and predict that the two might be linked.

    I agree with Dan, Liz Jones is a child women.

  11. James M

    These newspapers’ favourite word is ‘could’. By using that word they can spread fear and paint vividly imaginative predictions as facts.

    ‘60 MILLION INHABITANTS OF BRITAIN COULD DIE!’

  12. office_tramp

    All little girls are child-women. All I wanted to do when I was little was grow up and wear bras and swank around town with lippy on! (Boys are the direct oposite IMO)

  13. Matt Hurst

    Are they? nice generalisation about the Male Species….

    Anyhow all stories bar the Mexican flu have some history with the Mail.

  14. ToNeL

    Who are the “We” in this headline? It’s not the fecking journos that’s for sure. If it was, why are they asking the question? :-)

    Mad Mel was a disgrace during this episode

  15. Pope

    Nice of them to take an understanding view of the poor infected ones.

    Oh wait, THEY CAME HOME?!?!? HANG THEM!!

  16. Billy

    I know plenty of boys who like bras…

  17. NJH

    Should we care about that couple, given that they obviously have some sort of link to Scotland and we all know that Scots have wrecked our “once great country”?

  18. Fruitbat

    So if the virus could spread that fast and is that dangerous, why aren’t we seeing swathes of people bed ridden and hospitalised? But then Mail readers don’t use their brains. They have the Mail to do all the difficult thinking, which is anything more complicated than working out how doorknobs work.

  19. MatthewS

    Ban this genetic, MMR, swine-flu, MRSA loving, Autism causing pathogen NOW!

  20. JohnD

    The pillocks at The Mail are too dull to find the keys to their car, let alone the one for autism. Ha!

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