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Express

Posted by Merk

May 8th, 2009

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Categories: Express Watch, Front Pages |

12 Comments

  1. Rob

    Didn’t the express want Jeremy Clarkson as PM a few months back?

  2. Jane Goth

    Sarah Jessica Parker’s babies’ surrogate mother who bloody well cares?

  3. Paul-United Kingdom

    How much money does the DE have to lose before it gets the message? This sort of reporting is probably a violation of article 8 of the human rights act, FFS! Basically Article 8 enshrines the right to a family life and privacy (Which is why all the tabloids hate it)

  4. Original Paul

    Hope = News?

  5. Matt Hurst

    Do the Express need the rules of elections explaining to them.

    And if Gordon Brown’s only job was deciding whether Gurka’s should stay in this country then yes, she probably would do better.

    Shouldn’t it say Jonana Lumley for Immigration minster, that would be really amusing, if this her tact on Gurkha’s imagine how liberal her policy on immigration would be, then the Mail would be calling for her to be axed.

  6. Matt Hurst

    I mean the Express (but probably the Mail too)

  7. Jakob

    Maddy for PM!

  8. Matthew

    A ‘booming’ holiday pound and NOW cheaper electricity! What a great week for ‘Middle England’.

  9. NJH

    “Maddy for PM!”

    Taking on Diana at PMQs no doubt.

  10. pope

    Why does the fact that she’s bisexual need to be the first thing we know about her?

    I suppose she probably had aids then?

    Express…. how silly and irrelevant ye are…

  11. Fruitbat

    So Joanna Lumley should be PM based on one issue that they would, on any other day, oppose as viciously as possible?

    As a joke article, fine. A front page paper-selling tactic? Express readers must have downed Toilet Duck at some point in their childhood.

  12. Mail Man

    Pope

    No, you’ve forgotten this is a dirty Des rag.

    You know, bisexual women, lesbians, women – sorry I mean girls – doing it to each other, phwoooaaarrrrr.

    Pure w@nk fodder.

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