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Posted by Merk

May 8th, 2009

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19 Comments

  1. Ade

    Christ, that is an ugly front page.

  2. MatthewS

    That picture makes me want to puke! The mail obviously think shes some kind of vampire sex symbol UCK!

  3. chas

    I wonder what safe Tory seat Lumley has been promised for the next election

  4. johnnyh

    She looks like Gary Busey (Commander Krill in Under Siege) in a wig

  5. Rob

    Christ that’s an ugly front page. No free shit today?
    I really cannot stand self-righteous celebrity activism.

  6. Uponnothing

    I’m sure the front page of the Daily Mail I have read* today is different to this.

    *Research purposes only.

  7. Original Paul

    Classic “Yes Minister”!

  8. Matt Hurst

    Wasn’t quite how the Mail puts it, but they can see it how they like.

    Amusingly I think the BBC created this, those damn Leftie government loving commie, pro gay arghhhhhh’s

  9. KRunch

    Alright, Joanna Lumley’s family has links with the Gurkhas, they have served our country for 200 years, I think it’s a nice change for the Mail to be involoved in a good cause such as this. Maybe we should be praising them when they actually do hit the mark, rather than just rubbishing them all the way…

  10. Lavengro

    I despair at the great Daily Wail reading British public. Why are they so fucking thick? What part of the explanation that has been given about these official letters can their puny, free shit stuffed pea-sized brains not grasp, and when some other brave soul, not me cos my postings never get past the mods these days, tries to enlighten them he gets red flagged to hell! Please tell me there are still some thoughtful, liberal-minded, radicals left in Britain, otherwise I’ll stay in China!

  11. madam sensible

    Are you all on drugs? What a sad lot you are

  12. Thor

    Yes Madam Sensible, every person on this site is on drugs. It’s because we’re all loony lefties or some other alliterative nonsense.

  13. Mr Mordon

    pretty much sums up the govenment at the moment to be honest

  14. hel

    whilst i’d agree with the mail’s stance on the gurkhas, i can’t help thinking it just jumped on the bandwagon as it became big. there have been other people (e.g. private eye) who have been campaigning for gurkhas’ rights for ages, they did all the hard work, and then the mail turn up at the last moment and try to claim credit.

  15. hel

    madam sensible: no, just you.

  16. pope

    Its clear that once the story had the potential to become anti-government propaganda, the mail and the express both jumped behind it. All these two papers serve to do, with their CONSTANT attacks around every corner at the government, is make their core readership, but since they only have one vote each, the efforts are wasted, and they do not appeal to moderates.

    I’m going to assume also that this is is a policy which has been in place sine Britain joined the EU – an opportunity the Conservative Government took at the time to abandon its previous promise of free travel to the present and former empire. notice how the French Empire became part of the EU (thus allowing free travel), whereas only Britain and Gibraltar joined, reneging on previous understandings with the colonies UK had taken so much from.

  17. Captain Jesus

    I read most of the Mail today in a Doctor’s waiting room and what an abysmally dull thirty minutes it was. Non-stories, punctuated by meaningless fluff and occasional rot such as criticism about investigations into Kevlar turbans for Sikh policemen. Little wonder that their circulation figures are in decline.
    The only highlight was Littlejohn’s column as he was bleating about an article in The Guardian which took him to task for making stuff up.

  18. Fruitbat

    madam sensible: thanks for insulting us without giving a reason why, presumably because you consider the reason to be as clear as day with no possibility of it being rebutted. Just like the Mail, in fact.

  19. JohnD

    Yes, this newspaper is absolutely farcical.

    I leafed through a copy of this broadloid shitepaper on Thursday, and what a miserable experience it was. A good two thirds of the content was banal human interest stories complete with enormous pictures. There was even a two page spread of pictures of a woman wearing an assortment of large bras, because devious old M&S were charging a little extra for this sort of foundation garment. The bastards!

    It being a Thursday, I didn’t even have the added fun of that maniac Littlejohn’s ramshackle column. Richard, a word of advice: lay off the LSD and offal puddings, you deluded barmpot.

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