I leafed through a copy of this broadloid shitepaper on Thursday, and what a miserable experience it was. A good two thirds of the content was banal human interest stories complete with enormous pictures. There was even a two page spread of pictures of a woman wearing an assortment of large bras, because devious old M&S were charging a little extra for this sort of foundation garment. The bastards!

It being a Thursday, I didn’t even have the added fun of that maniac Littlejohn’s ramshackle column. Richard, a word of advice: lay off the LSD and offal puddings, you deluded barmpot.