(Tesco) Express
Posted by Merk
May 11th, 2009
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A third of the page is an advert? Saves having to report ‘news’ I suppose.
What a bonus for the readers, ‘Every little helps’ as they say!
Best to keep your BMI below 30.
Hardly the biggest secret in the world.
No mention of MPs, must be the only “newspaper” without a reference to it.
Blimey, what a huge amount of white space! Horrible layout.
This is effectively a flyer
My god that advert makes everything else look so squished, it’s awful.
More amusing than the Paul Thomas cartoon that was inside.
Let me get this straight, he biggest chance the Express gets to mack on Labour, and it prints a Tesco advert? Lol!!
Biggest Political scandal of the decade: Tesco Advert
Election of the first black president: Car Advert
If a terrorist attack happens the Express will be advertising those free caravan holidays.
Are they implying that Tesco is a cancer, has some responsibility for cancer or sells cures for cancer.
The way the Express bangs on about it, you’d think that their readership assume that if it wasn’t for cancer, they’d all be immortal.
In actual fact, someday they’ll all be destroyed by the sheer force of their own rancid hatred.
Tesco Value News.
‘Tesco rejects’ as was often said as a sneering put down about clothes or sports’ kit when I went to school. Geez I feel old……….
When I was young my Mum bought me a pair of jeans from Tesco, they came to be known as “Tesco Tuskers” compared with 501s. I just thought I would share that with you all!
From the photo it looks like Wills is playing the gay card to take that bint by surprise.
I was in a large newsagent’s shop yesterday having my usual sneer at the Mail and the Express when a woman came in, walked straight towards the Express stack, picked one up and proceeded towards the counter snatching a Star without breaking step as she went.
I couldn’t believe it. She didn’t even stop to compare and contrast the Mail’s headline or anything.
Is this the way some people actually buy newspapers? I for one couldn’t possibly imagine blindly buying the same one every time.
Made you feel better about buying ‘The Sport’ though I’m sure!!………
another_pleb –
I have workmates who do that. I asked one of them why they buy the Express as it is utter utter shite and she just looked at me as if I was asking an obvious question before saying “my husband has read it for years and I read it for the crosswords”.
MADNESS!