The grammer on the front page is appalling, was it written by someone who has English as a second language? Perhaps a visitor to our shores?
“Offices stoned and hate mail” makes no sense.
Photo of a C to Z list celebrity in a moderately attractive pose…CHECK
Atrocious use of grammer…CHECK
Obligatory reference to cancer (will/won’t it kill you)…CHECK
Only 25p…CHECK
The police are too busy guarding the ‘immigrants’ no doubt……..(I’m just hazarding a wild guess here……)
“Cancer will no longer kill” – in the opinion of one person. When that day comes we’ll celebrate but until then let’s not raise false hopes.
The great problem is that no matter who you vote for a politician gets in.
Is that picture meant to be a recognisable ‘royal’? I have no idea who it is.
Isn’t it one of Fergie’s daughters?…………..No idea here either.
Certainly not ‘Princess Kate’ is it?
The grammer on the front page is appalling, was it written by someone who has English as a second language? Perhaps a visitor to our shores?
“Offices stoned and hate mail” makes no sense.
If I were that blonde I would be worried about occupying that space.
I read that as “officers stoned”
My guess is one of Fergies daughter, the chubby face is a giveaway
That’s an idea, stone the offices of the Express and send Hate Mail.
I never thought of that cheers lads.
Yeah, I hate the Mail too…
Express headline checklist:
Photo of a C to Z list celebrity in a moderately attractive pose…CHECK
Atrocious use of grammer…CHECK
Obligatory reference to cancer (will/won’t it kill you)…CHECK
Only 25p…CHECK
Anything missing
It doesn’t have the word NOW underlined
Yep. No Diana or Madeleine!
No anti-immigrant/EU diatribe either.
Nothing about how ZanuLab’s McBroon is going to come round and personally eat your firstborn?
No ‘news’ either, just the way we like it!