i just noticed the way the top banner is phrased – “what WERE the best years of your life for sex?” (emphasis mine). i know that the mail’s core readership are the elderly but there must be at least some who are still doing it!
Yeah, it was all because of you guys. As if Sarkozy could care less about a third-rate rag from another country.
And the best years of their sex life? The ones that happened after they were married and resulted into white, middle-class children called Tristan, of course.
Look, they put ‘France’ and ’surrender’ in the same sentence, never seen that gag done before!
I doubt Sarkozy would do anything for the Mail considering the way they were wanking furiously over his wife when she and Sarkozy visited the UK last year
Come on guys it’s hardly xenophobic. It is typical smug British (or English) triumphalism however. What gives? I mean, I’m all for making fun of the French. My brother is dating a (very nice) French girl and we try to make fun of her as often as possible but I dont see the issue in the context of some sort of rehash of the Battle of Waterloo. The whole portrayl of the issue is just damm stupid. Sarkosy wanted his 5 minutes with Obama and didn’t invite the Queen. Go figure.
“At least one royal is still chummy with the French,”
Oh come on. I’m half expecting some old bloke in the street to start muttering about the “damm krouts.”
Off topic I know, but watching “prince” William last night at the football made me realise how much he now resembles Charles – the bald spot, the slightly awkward walk, and even the way he clasps his hands together. I would have though the “royal” family’s advisors would have avoided this kind of thing, what with William supposed to be the modern future of the monarchy and everything.
On the other hand, Harry doesn’t look like or resemble Charles in any way at all. I’ve no idea why…
Not that I want to turn anyone’s stomach but the people they interview for that sex thing are: CLAIRE RAYNER, VIRGINIA IRONSIDE, EDWINA CURRIE, INGRID TARRANT, JAN LEEMING and……………. MICHAEL WINNER!
The BBC is quoting a Buck House spokesperson as saying
“Neither the Queen nor any other members of the royal family will be attending the D-Day commemorations on June 6 as we have not received an official invitation to any of these events.
“We would like to reiterate that we have never expressed any sense of anger or frustration at all, and are content with all the arrangements that are planned.”
So exactly what U turn has the Heil forced Sarkozy to perform? Enquiring minds wish to know.
Michel: “So I’m probably the greatest French footballer of all time, three times European player of the year, winning the 1984 European Championships; what’s your connection with football?”
William: “Er, was Will Carling a footballer?”
The Sun yesterday exposed Prince William laughing at the appalling display of football by Manchester Utd last night…. seconds after Lionel Messi broke United hearts with a second William is pictured laughing with froggy Platini.
Well Ronaldo’s wink had no actual time connection with Rooney’s sending off….habit for the papers like.
What exactly have the French surrendered? The Mail have also been doing poison articles on Sarkozy and his family during the war.
I recall that Rothermere served with distinction.
When I get to heaven i’ll ask God one question above all others, not why is there so much violence in the world, not why do the good die young and the bad seem to live forever, not even why do you let cute puppies die but the question I will ask is- why do so many women read a paper that really dislikes them? I mean is it just stupidity, a deep rooted masocism or what?
Blatant xenophobic shite.
Indeed – nice little bit of blatantly racist bollocks there. Curse those Frogs, eh? Bet the BNP loves it.
Free irises eh? Is that because reding the mail will make you want to poke your eyes out?
I’m still waiting for my invite. Perhaps I should write into the Daily Mail, it’s obviously an outrage of national importance!
i’d be a lot more concerned with inviting the veterans who fought in d-day than inviting a monarch who wasn’t really involved in it.
I love what “were” the best years of your life for sex…
Speaks volumes about female mail readers. And their sex lives *shudder*.
i just noticed the way the top banner is phrased – “what WERE the best years of your life for sex?” (emphasis mine). i know that the mail’s core readership are the elderly but there must be at least some who are still doing it!
oops, didn’t notice dai said pretty much the same!
“After being shamed by the Mail”.
Yeah, it was all because of you guys. As if Sarkozy could care less about a third-rate rag from another country.
And the best years of their sex life? The ones that happened after they were married and resulted into white, middle-class children called Tristan, of course.
Look, they put ‘France’ and ’surrender’ in the same sentence, never seen that gag done before!
I doubt Sarkozy would do anything for the Mail considering the way they were wanking furiously over his wife when she and Sarkozy visited the UK last year
Come on guys it’s hardly xenophobic. It is typical smug British (or English) triumphalism however. What gives? I mean, I’m all for making fun of the French. My brother is dating a (very nice) French girl and we try to make fun of her as often as possible but I dont see the issue in the context of some sort of rehash of the Battle of Waterloo. The whole portrayl of the issue is just damm stupid. Sarkosy wanted his 5 minutes with Obama and didn’t invite the Queen. Go figure.
“At least one royal is still chummy with the French,”
Oh come on. I’m half expecting some old bloke in the street to start muttering about the “damm krouts.”
Off topic I know, but watching “prince” William last night at the football made me realise how much he now resembles Charles – the bald spot, the slightly awkward walk, and even the way he clasps his hands together. I would have though the “royal” family’s advisors would have avoided this kind of thing, what with William supposed to be the modern future of the monarchy and everything.
On the other hand, Harry doesn’t look like or resemble Charles in any way at all. I’ve no idea why…
Not that I want to turn anyone’s stomach but the people they interview for that sex thing are: CLAIRE RAYNER, VIRGINIA IRONSIDE, EDWINA CURRIE, INGRID TARRANT, JAN LEEMING and……………. MICHAEL WINNER!
thats the most depressing orgy ever.
Haha the Daily Mail’s triumphantism over their campaigns is utterly HILARIOUS!
NOW SCIENTISTS DISCOVER A CURE FOR CANCER THANKS TO TIRELESS RESEARCH BY THE DAILY MAIL!
DAILY MAIL ARTICLE FORCES NORTH KOREA TO ABANDON NUCLEUR TESTS
The BBC is quoting a Buck House spokesperson as saying
“Neither the Queen nor any other members of the royal family will be attending the D-Day commemorations on June 6 as we have not received an official invitation to any of these events.
“We would like to reiterate that we have never expressed any sense of anger or frustration at all, and are content with all the arrangements that are planned.”
So exactly what U turn has the Heil forced Sarkozy to perform? Enquiring minds wish to know.
Michel: “So I’m probably the greatest French footballer of all time, three times European player of the year, winning the 1984 European Championships; what’s your connection with football?”
William: “Er, was Will Carling a footballer?”
“Whats so funny William?”
The Sun yesterday exposed Prince William laughing at the appalling display of football by Manchester Utd last night…. seconds after Lionel Messi broke United hearts with a second William is pictured laughing with froggy Platini.
Well Ronaldo’s wink had no actual time connection with Rooney’s sending off….habit for the papers like.
That isn’t actually true, well maybe it is I haven’t read the Sun today, bar some rather terrible pun involving glum.
Oh my life Irises? Like Irises in your eyes? Where the hell did they get those and what on earth would you do with them?
What exactly have the French surrendered? The Mail have also been doing poison articles on Sarkozy and his family during the war.
I recall that Rothermere served with distinction.
I actually had to look this up, and it confused the hell out of me.
Apparently the iris is a plant, so they’re not giving away body parts this month, alas. (OTOH if tomorrows offer is toenails maybe they are).
When I get to heaven i’ll ask God one question above all others, not why is there so much violence in the world, not why do the good die young and the bad seem to live forever, not even why do you let cute puppies die but the question I will ask is- why do so many women read a paper that really dislikes them? I mean is it just stupidity, a deep rooted masocism or what?