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Express

Posted by Merk

June 29th, 2009

2009-06-29

Categories: Express Watch, Front Pages |

13 Comments

  1. Antigherkin

    Did Michael Jackson bleach his children? Surely mixed-race kids are rarely blonde?

  2. Sarah T

    He dyed his son’s hair blonde.

    Besides that, they’re not his kids. Their mother admitted she was artificially inseminated with an anonymous donor’s sperm. The best rumour I’ve heard is that it was Macauley Culkin’s.

  3. Bubbles

    I would of though the last pictures of the tragic super star would have been taken during the post-mortem

  4. Moggie

    Shouldn’t that 60 million go to his creditors? The BBC reported that he may owe between $300m and $500m (and you thought your credit card bill was bad).

  5. Stevie H

    Even if Jacko had his skin bleached or colour-changed in some way, wouldn’t he still be packing black man baby gravy?

    So how come the boy at the top of the picture looks like the Milky Bar kid?

  6. hel

    he’s going to become their new diana.

  7. Tony

    None of his children were fathered by him. The story goes he wasn’t particularly interested in sex at all & would rather pay for his wives to get inseminated than ‘do the deed’ – although the drug abuse had probably made him infertile anyway.

  8. JohnD

    The stories surrounding Michael Jackson get odder and odder. Only this morning I was telling a friend that Jacko fathered the three children, but now I stand corrected. Truly, Jackson was an oddball. R.I.P

  9. Mail Man

    Apparantly there’s a new MJ album that has been being worked on for the last several years.

    I bet it gets given a final polish fairly quickly and makes a hell of a lot of money.

    I see he’s back at the top of the charts too – if the guy’s ‘doing an Elvis’ it would make a lot of sense, he or rather his estate is about to get very very rich, again.

  10. Matt Hurst

    He’s doing a Tupaq

  11. NJH

    Have they found Maddie at Neverland yet?

  12. mr mordon

    decent Express headline for once

  13. Simon

    Has he been on the front page every day since he died? Is he their new Maddie?

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