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Express

Posted by Merk

June 30th, 2009

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Categories: Express Watch, Front Pages |

11 Comments

  1. Antigherkin

    Was it James Hewitt?

  2. Antigherkin

    Also, “genius of pop’s Peter Pan”? I fail to see what Cliff Richard has to do with anything. Unless he was the secret investor behind the new roof at Wimbledon so he wouldn’t have to give any more impromptu concerts.

  3. Moggie

    Maybe it was Gary Glitter?

  4. Stevie H

    Does anyone care?

  5. Dai

    Are we up for a maddie-style thematic marathon here?

    I’m betting a Jackson-related headline every day this week (at least) from the Express.

  6. Matthew

    We’re in for YEARS of this twaddle because he’s not really dead at all………..

  7. hel

    “We’re in for YEARS of this twaddle because he’s not really dead at all………..”

    oh joy, the news is going to be full of sightings of him riding shergar with maddie and lord lucan in panama!

  8. James M

    hel: You’re wrong. He was seen driving a white Fiat Uno in a tunnel in Paris in August 1997.

  9. Tony

    This is news somehow? It’s been known for *years* that he wasn’t the father of the children (unless black guys are in the habit of producing blonde white offspring somehow).

    Maybe Express readers need it spelling out to them..

  10. Matt Hurst

    What respect a paper is giving to a man who is still warm.

    I do laugh when they lamblast the “leftie PC lot” for not giving two shites about whether Thatcher lives or dies but Jackson unlike Thatcher is fair game.

  11. James M

    Matt Hurst: It’s because Maggie’s going to be beatified when she dies.

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