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Posted by Merk

July 20th, 2009

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11 Comments

  1. Charlie

    Who can mothers believe? Anyone but the Daily Mail seems a good answer to me.

  2. Bear

    How about reading the actual evidence both ways and decideing for themselves what is best…

  3. Original Paul

    Not the Mail for sure!

  4. JSwindle

    Their husbands, obviously. Get their slippers ready and they will be only to happy to offer advice after they have finished reading the paper and have had their evening dry poke.

  5. Moggie

    I’m not sure the royals are capable of feeling embarrassment. And why is Kate dressed like a Friesian cow?

  6. Matthew

    Look at the pins on ‘Princess Kate’ eh!

  7. Mail Man

    Why would women want to concern themselves with such things anyways?
    Surely getting on with being a respectable middle class wife (we ARE talking married ladies/girls aren’t we!?), pregnant, doing the cooking and keeping house is enough to fill their delicate sweet little minds?

    *ahem*

    Indeed; the hysterical British tabloids are about the last place anyone sane should look.
    They can’t even handle anything other than unthinking cast-iron ‘black & white’ orders.

    If you want to avoid all risks, try living in a bubble…..and even then you might not escape it.

  8. JSwindle

    Not sure why I am hating the ‘Life & Style’ flash so much, but elsewhere in the Daily Mail Insania: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1200742/CHRISTOPHER-HART-What-DOES-film-banned-days.html

    Astounding stuff, but there is hope in the way the comments are being voted for with some level of open mindedness. A furious penis wants an 18-rated Lars Von Trier film banned he hasn’t seen. A very dull Trier film at that. A film few would even hear about. I sniff Max Clifford, but then that’s because I’ve been rolling around in duck butter all day.

  9. Stevie H

    Moggie, the dress is actually plain black. It’s just that the copy of the DM that Merk scanned in is second-hand, and some retired Colonel has been ransacking his dignity over the picture of Kate. He’s just disappointed that she’s not jailbait, dead, or – all his Christmasses at once – both.

  10. NJH

    The lack of blondeness would be a drawback to him too. Di has her beat there.

  11. Dave

    The ironyometer can’t measure this headline; it’s way off the scale

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