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Posted by Merk

July 24th, 2009

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11 Comments

  1. Matthew

    Selina Scott is certainly getting a lot of mileage out of the inevitability of us all growing old!

  2. Mail Man

    Not that they’re adding to any sense of panic, of course.

    Creepy (life changing amounts of money, scum!) Noel on the front page, puke!

  3. Dai

    Nice to see a Mail front page in favour of using established best practice in load balancing web servers.

    Not sure of the relevance of Cocaine Britain down in Dead Blonde Corner?

  4. Matt Hurst

    They wouldn’t double because people just want a few days off work.

  5. Original Paul

    Swine Flu in headline. Search Google for swine flu pandemic and guess what?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1200012/Swine-flu-Every-child-16-vaccinated–when.html

    1st page!

  6. Sarah T

    I’m curious to know where these figures of infected have come from. Is it merely: person gets the sniffles, panics because they read in the Daily Mail that we’re all doomed, calls up the swine flu hotline and is told they ‘might’ have the disease? Thus adding another addition to the tally?

    Most people who have it/think they have it haven’t been officially diagnosed. These figures are estimates and/or exaggerations.

  7. YeGods

    Noel’s “third time bride” ?

    Is it the third time he has married?

    Or the third time SHE has married?

    Or the third time they’ve married each other?

    I think we should be told!!

  8. Tony

    The website basically says if you have a headache and a sniffle you have swine flu.

    Bollox, says I.. you’ve got a cold. (I had one the other day so went through this).

    btw. 2600 hits a second isn’t that big for a commercial website. If the gov. did their jobs… oh.. wait.. what am I saying..

  9. JSwindle

    Cocaine is a ‘dinner party’ drug is it? How cosily middle class.

  10. Marcs

    They are wanting people to get vaccinated, the big pharmaceutical companies are going to make a lot of money out of it and do you really know what is in the vaccine? Typical, trying to scare people.

  11. Denisa

    I can’t even express my rage over such a stupid headline. Of course that the cases of swine flu will double if you can be diagnosed by phone by non medical helpdesk person.
    I want my two paid weeks of work as well.
    I sneeze, have a little headache – might I have swine flu? Can you please play role of doctor here for a second so I can show my boss that I was diagnosed by readers of this blog as having swine flu (and then yay to some nice summery resort)

    PS – English is not my first language therefore please accept my apologies for any grammar or spelling mistakes.

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