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Express

Posted by Merk

July 29th, 2009

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Categories: Express Watch, Front Pages |

12 Comments

  1. johnnyh

    cancer – tick
    foreigners – tick
    dead blonde – tick

  2. ms morbo

    if a blonde ever dies of a foreigner related cancer the whole of the tabloid press resets to the 1880’s and starts again

  3. TruthSeeker

    “Foreign spongers scandal, by judge” That’s a very badly worded headline

  4. Russell

    One judge’s opinion = front page news.

  5. Rothermere

    They were so desperate to use the words “foreign spongers” in the headline that I guess they didn’t bother whether it actually made any sense.

  6. Sarah

    Foreign spongers? I mean, the Express could at least pretend to be a newspaper and not sound like the blokes in the UVF who hang about my local pubs.

  7. Opinion Pole

    BBC Radio Guernsey described this front page as “the wailing of a madman” this morning. It’s good to see the Express doesn’t even merit any pretense of impartiality in the media.

  8. Stevie H

    Surely “Foreign Spongers” should be in quotation marks?

  9. James Farrier

    @Stevie H – the fact the attributed it to a judge quantifies the lack of quotation marks. It’s now gospel truth, not that Express readers needed telling.

    Anyway, m’lud in question is Judge Ian Trigger, who seems to be an Express rent-a-rant favourite:
    http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/31864/A-judge-s-tirade-at-feral-Britain
    http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/117083/The-Government-should-heed-judge’s-summing-up/
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1508049.stm

  10. NJH

    By “foreign scroungers”, do they mean Brenda and Phil the Greek?

  11. Mr Mordon

    Bring back the godd ol’ British Luffa, thats what I say!

  12. hel

    thank god they underlined the word “are” in the line “sunbeds are major cause of cancer,” otherwise i would never have realised they were. [/sarcasm]

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