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Posted by Merk

July 29th, 2009

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12 Comments

  1. Nick July 29th, 2009 at 11:34 am

    Ten quid says that in a few month’s time, the headline will be “Experts claim sunbeds prevent cancer”.

    The blonde in Dead Blonde Corner has really let herself go, hasn’t she?

  2. Matthew July 29th, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    I will take that bet make it a grand if you want

  3. Russell July 29th, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    Subeds give you cancer? Thought that was common knowledge. What cunts for printing that pointless pic on the cover.
    Pearson as your Mother? That *would* be hell.

  4. Original Paul July 29th, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    The Mail is not good for your health either.

  5. Powertotheimagination July 29th, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    But nowhere near as nice.

  6. Stevie H July 29th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    But what if you’re on a sunbed, smoking like a chimney, but eating purple tomatoes?

    Does that all balance itself out?

  7. James Farrier July 29th, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    Sunbeds lethal as cigarettes? How the fuck do you smoke a sunbed?

  8. NJH July 29th, 2009 at 7:56 pm

    Sunbeds also give you dark skin, which all Mail-ites know is very bad.

  9. Billy July 29th, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    Oldish man in getting fat shocker!

  10. Ashleigh July 29th, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    How exactly is it news – let alone front page news – that sunbeds are bad for you?

  11. johnnyh July 30th, 2009 at 10:54 am

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/new-crackdown-on-orange-people-200907291940/

  12. Tony July 30th, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    My used 40 sunbeds a day all his life and lived to a ripe old age!

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