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Express

Posted by Merk

September 2nd, 2009

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Categories: Express Watch, Front Pages |

17 Comments

  1. Stevie H

    Terrible us of punctuation in Katie Price’s latest publicity stunt, sorry, revelation.

  2. Patrick

    Maybe Jordan is telling the truth, but it does seem weird she didn’t mention these rapes in any of her THREE autobiographies.

    As for the tax story – if you read it, it’s incredibly thin in backing up the claim, based solely on what ‘city bosses fear’. Pff.

  3. Mark

    That’s good going, Brown hasn’t been the chancellor for 2 years now.

  4. Antigherkin

    Surely Middle Britain is Yorkshire?

  5. TruthSeeker

    Yadda yadda yadda we pay too much tax anyway. Council tax has gone up for instance just to pay for council employees pensions etc. No need for the Express to make that front page news

  6. Sarah

    Did they do that thing where they spin a wheel and pick a story to print? I’ve heard nothing about Tax increases. The Express is really trying too hard….hence the Jordan story.

  7. NJH

    I don’t get it; the headline says “you” are going to be taxed more, referring to its readers, and then the subheading suggests it’s aimed at the middle classes. :S ;)

  8. Mail Man

    Ha ha ha ha.

    Worried that most of us aren’t actually feeling the imagined ‘vast’ tax burden they lecture us day-in day-out that we’re all supposed to be suffering they resort to a new scare tactic.

    ‘Middle Britain’ is obviously just the latest diversionary nonsense.
    Middle Britain actually means rich Britain
    (which is always screaming abject poverty and refuses to accept the truth of it’s privileged position in our society)

  9. Antigherkin

    I’m sure if Jordan was raped, the Express thinks she was asking for it by having massive norks and getting her kit off for a living anyway.

  10. Will

    I don’t remember Demi Moore featuring heavily in WW2

  11. Moggie

    Before the plastic surgery, she was Douglas Bader.

  12. Matthew

    The Jordan ’story’ is just a puff for Desmond’ gutter rag ‘OK’.Glossy drivel and lies for the moronic!

  13. Matthew

    The Jordan ’story’ is just a puff for Desmond’s gutter rag ‘OK’.Glossy drivel and lies for the moronic!

  14. NickPheas

    Seen this?

    headline of the year for sure.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/mediamonkeyblog/2009/sep/01/express-ant-dec-headline-error

  15. Sarah

    Nickpheas you beat me to it! That is truly a funny headline.

  16. Matthew

    That was picked up by ‘Private Eye’ too.
    The world’s greatest newspaper……..(sic).

  17. TheHoon

    Given the amount of “shocks” administered by the Express and Mail on a weekly basis, it is a wonder they have any readership left – their readers must have a strong constitution to fend off all the panic/heart attacks induced by such liberal dollops of shock. How traumatic for them.

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