Watching the Daily Mail
Posted by Merk
September 5th, 2009
Categories: Express Watch, Front Pages |
Another news free front page.
Who’d have thought it. Vegetables are good for you. Amazing. What will they discover next.
Broccoli might beat heart disease but would it be able to beat the combined might of cancer and AIDS?
I would much rather it was free broccoli with the express and Toffee Crisps curing heart diesease tbh. Also, is Liz Taylor even crying there or just grinning?
Shame the Express has a tie-in with Toffee Crisps rather than broccoli, then.
On the other hand, the Guardian has the exact same photo, but larger, on its front page.
Is there really so little going on in the world that they need a life-size picture of a Toffee Crisp?
If I had been in charge of the Express today, I’d be offering my readers some stalks of broccoli rather than an artery clogging toffee crisp.
People tend to cry at funerals. This aint news
Did anyone, even in Expressland, doubt that green vegetables were in some sense good for you?
Free Toffee Crispy? Whoopee-shit, I used to get better sweets than that with the Beano.
Liz in fact looks disturbingly like a raddled Jacko there.
Let the conspiracy theories commence…
Yes, but knife cuts brocolli.
Heart disease beats knife.
THEN WHO WAS KNIFE?
I think Liz may have been exposed to the Joker’s laughing gas.
@ Sarah T:
Miss Scarlett has it, in the Ballroom.
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Another news free front page.
Who’d have thought it. Vegetables are good for you. Amazing. What will they discover next.
Broccoli might beat heart disease but would it be able to beat the combined might of cancer and AIDS?
I would much rather it was free broccoli with the express and Toffee Crisps curing heart diesease tbh. Also, is Liz Taylor even crying there or just grinning?
Shame the Express has a tie-in with Toffee Crisps rather than broccoli, then.
On the other hand, the Guardian has the exact same photo, but larger, on its front page.
Is there really so little going on in the world that they need a life-size picture of a Toffee Crisp?
If I had been in charge of the Express today, I’d be offering my readers some stalks of broccoli rather than an artery clogging toffee crisp.
People tend to cry at funerals. This aint news
Did anyone, even in Expressland, doubt that green vegetables were in some sense good for you?
Free Toffee Crispy? Whoopee-shit, I used to get better sweets than that with the Beano.
Liz in fact looks disturbingly like a raddled Jacko there.
Let the conspiracy theories commence…
Yes, but knife cuts brocolli.
Heart disease beats knife.
THEN WHO WAS KNIFE?
I think Liz may have been exposed to the Joker’s laughing gas.
@ Sarah T:
Miss Scarlett has it, in the Ballroom.