There was a fine, fine front page headline yesterday, also about dieting.
‘500 Calorie a day diet kills bride’.
Checking the story inside it turns out that the Coronor thought the woman probably had a previous heart problem and was being regularly monitored as she dieted. So… 500 Calorie a day didn’t kill bride.
Ms Cassidy’s new tittybojangles are very impressive, and she’s clearly very proud of them.
But I can’t help thinking that instead of spending the cash on some new bangers, she’d have been better off with a surgically-implanted paper bag over her face.
She could buy a lighter one – those all sorts of weights and sizes here: http://www.yoyoz.co.uk/
Can’t knock those Knockers tho Desmond!
There was a fine, fine front page headline yesterday, also about dieting.
‘500 Calorie a day diet kills bride’.
Checking the story inside it turns out that the Coronor thought the woman probably had a previous heart problem and was being regularly monitored as she dieted. So… 500 Calorie a day didn’t kill bride.
Ms Cassidy’s new tittybojangles are very impressive, and she’s clearly very proud of them.
But I can’t help thinking that instead of spending the cash on some new bangers, she’d have been better off with a surgically-implanted paper bag over her face.
WE’RE THROUGH……. well No, the correct phrase would be that we have qualified, Through makes it sound like a cup competetion.
A Tory government in the spring and a World Cup win in the summer. The future looks bright in ‘Express’ land!……..
Is that *squints* financial news on the front of the Express? Good God.
Who gives a shit about Natalie whats her face from Eastenders?
‘Sonia’ is a regular in that rag full of nobies ‘OK’.Nothing wrong with a bit of ‘cross promotion’ to shift copies of Desmond’s gutter rags.
Nobodies not nobies, however…………