I particularly like the opening line that families will suffer from this sudden outbreak of looney leftist leninism. the mail doesn’t recognise the right to strike! In fact, striking is anti-family and godless.
In other words, a good, old fashioend classic mail front page!
Note how all the examples are financial post. The Mail doesn’t mention birthday cards, wedding invitations, letters from Aunt Glenys, purchases from catalogues/the internet, magazine subscriptions…
What a depressing set of morning post the average mail reader must get! You’d think they’d be glad of the strike… to give them the chance to start the morning with joy in their heart.
Good oh. This crisis is continuing to affect families only. I feel relatively immune to all the evil things happening in Labour McBroon’s Broken Britain.
If only the US pissed about with enemy non-combatant credit card bill delivery they could have saved a bundle on Guantanamo.
Anyway, surely ‘we’ should be backing The Great British Postie rather than moaning when they complain about unreasonable targets and whatnot because it is precisely because things are not what they used to be that has caused this…’agony’. Doesn’t The Mail want to set the clock back? Most of the shit the PO have to deliver is junk mail because that’s where the money is these days thanks to email/internet/other parcel delivery services run by Johnny Foreigner. Huge stacks of unsolicited paper that just get thrown out, that nobody wants but that keep the price of stamps down while workers have to work harder for the same pay and ‘our’ recycle bins fill up with unwanted crap.
Crucifixion = agony. Postal delay = shit that happens. Do these people even appreciate why the PO is having issues?
I would pay cash money for a .pdf of the Mail’s editorial style guide. Good, honest cash that I’ve worked hard for too.
I particularly like the opening line that families will suffer from this sudden outbreak of looney leftist leninism. the mail doesn’t recognise the right to strike! In fact, striking is anti-family and godless.
In other words, a good, old fashioend classic mail front page!
Note how all the examples are financial post. The Mail doesn’t mention birthday cards, wedding invitations, letters from Aunt Glenys, purchases from catalogues/the internet, magazine subscriptions…
What a depressing set of morning post the average mail reader must get! You’d think they’d be glad of the strike… to give them the chance to start the morning with joy in their heart.
Untill they pick up the mail at least.
The Royal Mail has bought “this once great Country” to it’s knees etc etc.
Good oh. This crisis is continuing to affect families only. I feel relatively immune to all the evil things happening in Labour McBroon’s Broken Britain.
Card payments trapped in the mail? What? How?
Irritating yes , but agony??
Where is this strike happening then? I see loads of posties cycling about town.
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I didn’t get a credit card mailing this morning with a balance transfer offer and, I tell you, I am in ABSOLUTE AGONY.
If only the US pissed about with enemy non-combatant credit card bill delivery they could have saved a bundle on Guantanamo.
Anyway, surely ‘we’ should be backing The Great British Postie rather than moaning when they complain about unreasonable targets and whatnot because it is precisely because things are not what they used to be that has caused this…’agony’. Doesn’t The Mail want to set the clock back? Most of the shit the PO have to deliver is junk mail because that’s where the money is these days thanks to email/internet/other parcel delivery services run by Johnny Foreigner. Huge stacks of unsolicited paper that just get thrown out, that nobody wants but that keep the price of stamps down while workers have to work harder for the same pay and ‘our’ recycle bins fill up with unwanted crap.
Wankers.
We’re all doomed… DOOMED, I tell ye!
Even the elephants are pissed off, taking it out on each other.
I didn’t get my latest Fabian magazine or my new statesman…………talk about leftist agony
Mind you there isn’t any strike going around just a lack of post men in the area due to cuts.