Storms are a feature of Autumnal weather and have been as far as records go back. They are not a sign of Winter.
If a national newspaper can’t get that right, I’m starting to think that maybe it can’t be trusted to write accurately about, say, immigration or Europe. Who’d have thought?
Damn those scientists and doctors for keeping the secret that exercise is good for you from the general public for hundreds of years. Selfish bastards.
If only it was taught to, say, 7-year-olds in basic science lessons at school. We can but dream, eh?
exercising a bit is good for you? well i never. nothing gets past the express’s lightning-quick journos!
Storms are a feature of Autumnal weather and have been as far as records go back. They are not a sign of Winter.
If a national newspaper can’t get that right, I’m starting to think that maybe it can’t be trusted to write accurately about, say, immigration or Europe. Who’d have thought?
Why is this news?
Tomorrow: Simple secret of a clean Arse
Toilet Paper.
Phew, what a scorcher!
No Shit, Sherlock
I think it’s genuinely sad that miracle cures (sic) for various ailments seem to have taken Di and Maddie’s rightful place as the Monday “headline”.
What a load of old shite!
Seriously, why can’t they report actual “news” for once rather than a story scraped off Wikipedia??
Ooo err celebrity gossip for the over 60’s
Simple secret of a healthy heart and mind: Don’t read the Express.
Damn those scientists and doctors for keeping the secret that exercise is good for you from the general public for hundreds of years. Selfish bastards.
If only it was taught to, say, 7-year-olds in basic science lessons at school. We can but dream, eh?
Oh my word this is surely a joke? What next week: new secret to preventing lung cancer, Dont smoke!