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Mail

Posted by sim-o

November 3rd, 2009

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Categories: Front Pages |

9 Comments

  1. TonyB

    “Do you suffer from night terrors?”. I always assumed that the Mail saw its job as putting its readers into a 7/24 sense of terror. Immigrants, criminals, gays, NuLab, GM foods, MMR jabs and the rest … they’re all out to get you.

  2. Mr Mordon

    Don’t think much of dead blonde corner today

  3. DBC

    Yet another libel payout by the Mail:-
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8339830.stm

  4. Stevie H

    This looks more like the front cover of “Chat” or “Take a Break” than that of a newspaper.

    Scary health nonsense : check
    Competition : check
    Emotoporn : check
    Barrymore : check

  5. Original Paul

    Strange giveaways today!

  6. Tom (iow)

    Is the tiny tube a spliff by any chance?

  7. NJH

    Nah, I reckon it’s Littlejohn’s cock.

  8. Matt Hurst

    Looking at Barrymore he will need a tip to beat that bloated feeling

  9. JohnD

    I know a way of getting rid of that bloated feeling – eat one of those f**king stupid yoghurts they’re always advertising on TV.

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