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Express

Posted by sim-o

November 30th, 2009

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Categories: Express Watch, Front Pages |

11 Comments

  1. Original Paul

    Bizzare!

  2. DBC

    This is probably just a reprint of a press-release from the Mushroom Marketing Council, just like the “breakfast” front-page story on Saturday which originated from a trade organization called the “Breakfast Cereal Information Service”

  3. Kate

    Well done those mushrooms, I didn’t realist they could get cancer.

  4. Kate

    *realise not realist. D’oh.

  5. Killer Whale

    Is this some exotic variation on Paper/Scissors/Stone?

  6. Chris

    You couldn’t make it up.

  7. Stevie H

    I must remember that next time I’m playing Mario Kart.

  8. Dan

    Mushrooms beat cancer and I remember the Express headline about broccoli beating heart disease so what do onions beat?

  9. elfman

    I’ll keep that in mind for the next time I play Scrabble

  10. Jimbo

    I’m sure Peter Hill must permanently be on the magic variety

  11. Tony

    All those millions spent on cancer research when we could have sent those dying patients down to the greengrocers to get a salad?

    Who knew?

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