Watching the Daily Mail
Posted by sim-o
December 8th, 2009
Categories: Express Watch, Front Pages |
They should all get jobs as frumpy Scottish singers. No one would be concerned about how much they earned then.
“Women’s route to business success” – does it say “four part special inside”?
1. Start a business. 2. Become successful. 3. Develop career-woman cancer, you WHORE. 4. Die alone.
Chillies, pets and coffee can replace painkillers
I wonder whether the pets are taken in pill or liquid form?
“Women’s route to business success” 1. Get your boobs enlarged. 2. Get them out for the lads. 3. Appear on reality TV show. 4. Marry someone even richer and stupider than you.
But I am sure I have read in previous Mails that Chillies, Pets and Coffee all cause cancer. Still at least it won’t hurt as it kills you.
Well according the The Express immigration is going up every day, so why shouldn’t they be rewarded.
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They should all get jobs as frumpy Scottish singers. No one would be concerned about how much they earned then.
“Women’s route to business success” – does it say “four part special inside”?
1. Start a business.
2. Become successful.
3. Develop career-woman cancer, you WHORE.
4. Die alone.
Chillies, pets and coffee can replace painkillers
I wonder whether the pets are taken in pill or liquid form?
“Women’s route to business success”
1. Get your boobs enlarged.
2. Get them out for the lads.
3. Appear on reality TV show.
4. Marry someone even richer and stupider than you.
But I am sure I have read in previous Mails that Chillies, Pets and Coffee all cause cancer.
Still at least it won’t hurt as it kills you.
Well according the The Express immigration is going up every day, so why shouldn’t they be rewarded.