Hmmm. On Countdown yesterday (yes, I know…), Dr Phil Hammond said that Tuesday is the worst day to be a GP, because it’s the day that the Mail’s health supplement comes out. Maybe they should think about that the next time they do an “overburdened NHS”/”stressed GPs” story.
“Is the swine flu vaccine safe for your family?”
Yes, and I’m so glad you’re still trying to kill people by convincing them not to get a potentially life-saving vaccine based on debunked scare-mongering nonsense.
“The heart tips your doctor may not tell you.”
Because they’re either barely useful, completely useless or utter bullshit? Doctors aren’t part of a shady cabal; if they don’t tell you something it’s usually because they don’t think it’ll help you get much better.
“Could a magnetic bed cure all your aches?”
It helps to know what words mean before you use them. Words like ‘cure’. And also ‘bullshit merchant’.
Stevie H’s points follow from the general prinviple.
Science and Qualified Doctors = Part of the bureauctaratic,PC, blood sucking elf-and-safety bloated public sector with their death panels and gold plated pensions.
Quack Medicine = Courageous risk-taking entrepreneurial free marketeers, defying the evil of socialised elfcare.
Anyone who thinks intelligence gathering is all James Bond, miniature cameras and spectacular explosions is a fucking idiot.
Hmmm. On Countdown yesterday (yes, I know…), Dr Phil Hammond said that Tuesday is the worst day to be a GP, because it’s the day that the Mail’s health supplement comes out. Maybe they should think about that the next time they do an “overburdened NHS”/”stressed GPs” story.
Vanessa Feltz has gone overboard with the liposuction.
Without reading the paper, I’m betting that the answer to the headline is “no”. As usual.
“Is the swine flu vaccine safe for your family?”
Yes, and I’m so glad you’re still trying to kill people by convincing them not to get a potentially life-saving vaccine based on debunked scare-mongering nonsense.
“The heart tips your doctor may not tell you.”
Because they’re either barely useful, completely useless or utter bullshit? Doctors aren’t part of a shady cabal; if they don’t tell you something it’s usually because they don’t think it’ll help you get much better.
“Could a magnetic bed cure all your aches?”
It helps to know what words mean before you use them. Words like ‘cure’. And also ‘bullshit merchant’.
Vaccine Safe? Nope, it’ll kill you all and sell your baby photos to the immigrunt paedos
Heart Tips our Doctor didn’t tell you? Don’t stab yourself in it with an ice-pick
War? Yeah, let’s mobilise the majority of the western military based on the say-so of Ahmed Housego
I would laugh, but it really isn’t funny any more
YES THE FUCKING SWINE FLU VACCINE IS FUCKING SAFE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS
Science and qualified doctors = bad
Quack medicine = good
FFS
Stevie H’s points follow from the general prinviple.
Science and Qualified Doctors = Part of the bureauctaratic,PC, blood sucking elf-and-safety bloated public sector with their death panels and gold plated pensions.
Quack Medicine = Courageous risk-taking entrepreneurial free marketeers, defying the evil of socialised elfcare.
“Cabbie” claim source is “respected MP” Adam Holloway. That’s as much information the paper gives.
For the good reason that Adam Holloway is also the leader of the Iraq War “think tank” Cameron has just set up, to coincide with the Iraq enquiry.
As in, a load of tory MPS, trying to leak rubbish to the press, to electioneer.
The only source in the story is the word of Holloway. As in, rubbish
Is ‘Lady Gaga’ a transexual?