You’re all going to die
Posted by sim-o
January 13th, 2010
How are you doing? Is everything ok? Work going all right, family life good?
Good. That’s nice to hear. We, at Mailwatch, love our readers and wouldn’t want anything bad happening to you. We don’t want you getting all stressed at work, sat at that desk all day.
After a hard day at the office it’s nice to just sit down of an evening with your loved ones and unwind in front of the telly, isn’t it? You could even sit at your computer and catch up with friends on Facebook or, oh, hang on. Facebook causes cancer doesn’t it? And what’s this?
Quick! Stand up! What ever you do, don’t turn the telly on. Keep moving!
You too, skinny!
Categories: Healthcare | Tags: cancer, death, doing anything at all, heart disease, sitting down, TV
We gotta die of something.
Phew, what strange articles. Thankfully, the readers are leaving sensible comments.
Nice to see Daily Mail Reporter taking responsibility for what they’ve written about TV viewing.
That’s nothing, the Daily Mail causes psychosis. According to the Google dictionary it is a… “mental illness of a severe kind which can make people lose contact with reality.”
Stop using facebook at work! Be more productive!
I’m guessing this is the message the newspaper is being paid to try and spread.
It’s nice to bash the hate mail but in all seriousness TV is a major health risk both mentally and physically. There’s also alot more than one poxy study linking it to heart disease too but you won’t hear about all that even in the hate mail!
Of course, it’s not watching TV that causes heart disease; those things are correlated, but the cause is being a lazy slob.
That wouldn’t have the drama of a “Watching TV” headline.
Favourite comment from the DM site:
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It always amusing to read the comments on articles such as these.
It makes me appreciate why I put in the 7 years of university study required to become a researcher; otherwise I could have become one of the bitter, stupid poor people, that normally leaves such comments such “What a waste of money”.
Although the ones I enjoy reading the most are usually along the lines of “Where can I get a job as a researcher”.
I’m afraid you can’t. You’re too stupid.
- John Brown, Bangor, 14/1/2010 16:01