Posted by sim-o
January 18th, 2010
Categories: Front Pages | 17 Comments
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You’re all going to die
Posted by sim-o
January 13th, 2010
How are you doing? Is everything ok? Work going all right, family life good?
Good. That’s nice to hear. We, at Mailwatch, love our readers and wouldn’t want anything bad happening to you. We don’t want you getting all stressed at work, sat at that desk all day.
After a hard day at the office it’s nice to just sit down of an evening with your loved ones and unwind in front of the telly, isn’t it? You could even sit at your computer and catch up with friends on Facebook or, oh, hang on. Facebook causes cancer doesn’t it? And what’s this?
Quick! Stand up! What ever you do, don’t turn the telly on. Keep moving!
You too, skinny!
Categories: Healthcare | Tags: cancer, death, doing anything at all, heart disease, sitting down, TV | 7 Comments
