The Daily Mail used to be staunchly anti-gambing, but now it has its own online bingo site, expect many more stories celebrating the random acquisition of wealth.
It helps, of course, that they are homeowners and in all ways seemingly respectable, and from Cirencester. Which is about at Mail-wet-dreamland as it comes.
@pstu, it has campaigned hard against casinos (probably because DMGT doesn’t own any) but it was a Conservative government that gave us the ‘it could be you’ National Lottery so that’s OK. And this is the Euro Lottery so a nice English-speaking hard working family have got rich at the expense of loads of foreigners.
The patriotic nutter exclamation mark..
If you’ve seen the moving picture 300, you’ll recognise this.
Now imagine the veins in the editor’s neck and temples bulging out as he typeset that final exclaimation mark.
Almost as good as getting the empire back.
Yes – but how much is their house worth, and what kind of Chelsea Tractor do they drive?
Let us hope for their sakes they are white and married.
This is a news-free zone. Even by their standards.
Yeah, really lucky. They can now get to know all those friends and relatives they never knew they had.
Next to this, Man Bites Dog is not just BIG NEWS, but fecking Pulitzer material. This is shamefully poor.
The Daily Mail used to be staunchly anti-gambing, but now it has its own online bingo site, expect many more stories celebrating the random acquisition of wealth.
It helps, of course, that they are homeowners and in all ways seemingly respectable, and from Cirencester. Which is about at Mail-wet-dreamland as it comes.
Hmm, I’m not imagining things, this section is really seeing double today isn’t it?
I’m not a fan of them in general, but that exclamation mark is wholy unnecessary.
Damn, I was really looking forward to the headline saying ‘IMMIGRANT RAPIST WINS LOTTO JACKPOT – AND YOU’RE PAYING FOR IT’
Wow, the standfirst is the entire story.
They’re unmarried, by the way. The whores.
@pstu, it has campaigned hard against casinos (probably because DMGT doesn’t own any) but it was a Conservative government that gave us the ‘it could be you’ National Lottery so that’s OK. And this is the Euro Lottery so a nice English-speaking hard working family have got rich at the expense of loads of foreigners.
The patriotic nutter exclamation mark..
If you’ve seen the moving picture 300, you’ll recognise this.
Now imagine the veins in the editor’s neck and temples bulging out as he typeset that final exclaimation mark.
Almost as good as getting the empire back.
Giving away a movie about a feckless working – class type who has an affair with Johnny Foreigner?
This will never do.
But I thought you couldn’t be lucky in Broon’s Bankrupt Broken Britain!