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Express

Posted by sim-o

March 15th, 2010

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Categories: Express Watch, Front Pages |

18 Comments

  1. TedB

    Diana Monday is back!

    PS: What’s up witht he forum?

  2. Phil

    Way, hey! The Diana conspiracy theory’s back! Is this new or is it a slow news day?

  3. Original Paul

    They think it’s all over, not it isn’t.

  4. Phil

    Diana stories are the tabloid equivalent of cans of baked beans: you keep them in the cupboard to be used when you’ve got nothing else in.

  5. Andy

    The French are evil! Win a French camper! I’m getting a little confused now…

  6. Killer Whale

    Wahey! She’s back! And on a Monday, too!

    There’ll be dancing in the streets, I tell you!

  7. Doctor F.

    Aww, ain’t that cute? It’s just like the old days!

  8. Chris

    “Diana stories are the tabloid equivalent of cans of baked beans: you keep them in the cupboard to be used when you’ve got nothing else in”

    Phil, you either work in the press, or you are very perceptive, as you are totally right.

    Most magazines, newspapers, have stockpiles of these sort of articles, that they bring out, when they have nothing else to report on.

    Conspiracy theories,

    “my amazing son with 8 arms”,

    “I bought this car in 1931 and it hasn’t broken down once”.

    Newspapers are basically made up of 50% “live” stories on current affairs, and 50% stockpiled trash.

  9. Chris

    It’s just impossible to create that amount of copy in 24 hours.

    Much of it is old

  10. Stevie H

    Diana, free crap and FURY about foreigners!

    It’s the jackpot!

  11. Matthew

    Diana’s looking well! But where’s Maddie?

  12. Phil

    Hi Chris
    Thanks for your comments. A lot of what I know about what goes on in newsrooms is from Nick Davies’ “Flat Earth News”, a rather disturbing account of proprietors only interested in profit and journalists under so much pressure to get stories out that they have little time to find out the ‘real’ story. One of the main sources they use is PR material, which of course comes from vested interests.
    Ben Goldacre’s “Bad Science” is a good one for seeing how journalists handle science stories which they often don’t actually understand.

  13. hel

    wow, it’s practically an express full house! if only that narrow strip advertising franchises were advertising carpetright instead, or maddie was where the free beauty treatment is, it would tick all the boxes.

  14. matto

    Hurrah She’s alive

  15. Ceiliog

    Expresso news on http://tabloid-watch.blogspot.com/2010/03/anatomy-of-newspaper.html

  16. Tom (iow)

    If only we had some kind of pesky, politically-correct-youghurt-hugging, anti-discrimination law to guard against this kind of thing….. oh wait, we have.

  17. Neander

    So much for the claim that immigration doesn’t cost British people their jobs! What you have here is a company actually admitting that it won’t employ Brits. Needless to say, none of the lefties on this site have a problem with that. Probably because you’re all either pampered students or in cushy white-collar jobs where you don’t have to compete with immigrant labour. But if an employer said that they wouldn’t employ Muslims…why, you’d all be in a state of uproar!

    Poor old Britain.

  18. Stevie H

    Neander:

    Brits are not banned from the jobs. Don’t believe the hype!

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