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Express

Posted by sim-o

March 19th, 2010

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Categories: Express Watch, Front Pages |

10 Comments

  1. TedB

    NOW The EU gives you rabies!

    Odd though the Eurocrats only want to allow the infected dogs in, rather than the well ones but then they are Eurocrats

  2. Killer Whale

    No it doesn’t.

  3. Andy McDandy

    B-b-b-b-b-b-ut…

    I thought that any efforts to, like, control dogs were all like well evil and that. So how come relaxing controls on them is bad?

    Oh, of course, silly me. Forgetting the first rule – it’s not WHAT is being done that is important, but WHO is doing it that determines whether or not it is A Good Thing or A Bad Thing.

  4. Matthew

    Is this the start of another doomed ‘crusade’?

  5. ms morbo

    hmm, i’m not sure this quite has crusade potential, it’s not a minor persistant grievance that the readers like to bitch about (ie, bins), its not a vague overarching concept like “respect for (insert group)” that they can keep shifting the goalposts on, and it’s not a propsed idea that’ll wither fall through (ie, the paper “wins” like the dog insurance thing) or take so long to come to pass they’ll just forget there ever was a crusade.
    no, this is a thing that they’ve made up, and i don’t think even the express are going to launch a war on something they’ve pulled out their own arse.

  6. Jake

    I reckon they should make all dog owners insure their dogs, so if they give anyone rabies, they can afford to pay them some compensation

  7. matto

    I had a jab for it after a Dog bit me.

  8. NJH

    “Hey readers, guess what? Her hubby’s dead so feast your eyes on what’s now available”

    Ah, nobody does widow porn like the Express.

  9. The Lilac Pilgrim

    Wasn’t this same story run only a few months ago in the Express? Or something like it anyway.

    I also like that the “Eurocrats” are apparently deliberately picking the dogs which are obviously ill and bringing them in. “So your dog is foaming at the mouth, behaving strangely and refusing to drink water? Great, in you come.” Nothing like a good, healthy dose of fear with your self proclaimed ‘newspaper’.

  10. Steve

    And on Monday.

    Will a bite from a rabid dog cause or cure cancer?

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