Watching the Daily Mail
Posted by sim-o
March 22nd, 2010
Categories: Express Watch, Front Pages |
Ah Medical Monday is back
Barbie books as collected by Roy Whiting.
Bet that seaweed gives you lethal wind though!
Not to be too cynical, but do you ever get the feeling that the Express is on the payrole of various pharmaceutical lobbying firms.
“Buy seaweed!”
“Buy slimming pills”.
Most of their devotion to medical marvels has coincided with Richard Desmond taking over
“Obesity is an ever-growing problem and many people find it difficult to stick to diet and exercise plans in order to lose weight.
“These initial findings suggest alginates could offer a very real solution in the battle against obesity,”
Eat fewer cakes. Do more exercise. Lose weight.
Free Barbie book for every reader! Does that mean the Express’s target market is pre-pubescent girls? This could explain a lot.
I think they’re taking the piss. It’s self-parody.
I think I’ve said this before, but it is shocking how the regular retail price of those three magazines is more than £1 normally. I mean, you don’t even get any of Dirty Des’ quality titles, like “Women On Top” and “Asian Babes”.
You should have seen the mock extended interest Bill Turnbull was giving this during the newspaper review this morning. Pretty funny.
I can hear doug stanhope in my head say that headline in a really sarcastic way
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Ah Medical Monday is back
Barbie books as collected by Roy Whiting.
Bet that seaweed gives you lethal wind though!
Not to be too cynical, but do you ever get the feeling that the Express is on the payrole of various pharmaceutical lobbying firms.
“Buy seaweed!”
“Buy slimming pills”.
Most of their devotion to medical marvels has coincided with Richard Desmond taking over
“Obesity is an ever-growing problem and many people find it difficult to stick to diet and exercise plans in order to lose weight.
“These initial findings suggest alginates could offer a very real solution in the battle against obesity,”
Eat fewer cakes.
Do more exercise.
Lose weight.
Free Barbie book for every reader! Does that mean the Express’s target market is pre-pubescent girls? This could explain a lot.
I think they’re taking the piss. It’s self-parody.
I think I’ve said this before, but it is shocking how the regular retail price of those three magazines is more than £1 normally. I mean, you don’t even get any of Dirty Des’ quality titles, like “Women On Top” and “Asian Babes”.
You should have seen the mock extended interest Bill Turnbull was giving this during the newspaper review this morning. Pretty funny.
I can hear doug stanhope in my head say that headline in a really sarcastic way