Bingo! Absolutely conclusive proof that the Express were totally right all along, PLUS the final, unarguable evidence that Global Warming is a Marxist conspiracy.
I look forward to seeing where, in the British Isles, we get a foot of snow. The Falklands, maybe?
I can only conclude that the Express don’t have any journalists working over the weekend, and Monday front pages are put together automatically by a Commodore 64 running a very simple database.
There is nothing on that front page (other than the date!) that tells you that this is actually March 2010. It could be a front page from any point in the last 10 years.
[...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Dafyd Jones. Dafyd Jones said: Apparently the Express would like to be considered a serious newspaper. And then it prints a front page like this: http://dafy.dj/-/3v [...]
-11C isn’t Arctic temperature though, is it? Even in Norway and Sweden they get temperatures of -20C. And I’d like to see the Sexpress hacks bet their mortgages on there being a foot of snow if they believe that to be true.
Yeah, anybody with the resourses to have a princess assassinated should have no problem just putting some child porn on a blokes laptop and calling the cops. I’d also suggest the children are posed via photoshop with landmines.
Dai. The Express doesn’t employ journalists on any day of the week, just hacks who rewrite agency copy to fit the prejudices of readers and editorial staff.
Any ‘evidence’ to support this latest front page bombshell? Thought not……….
I can see what’s going happen, we’ll have a really dry summer and they will call for a hosepipe ban so after May’s celebrations of a Cameron elected government that is basically all they will go on about til about september
Diana Monday! All is well with the world.
Bingo! Absolutely conclusive proof that the Express were totally right all along, PLUS the final, unarguable evidence that Global Warming is a Marxist conspiracy.
I look forward to seeing where, in the British Isles, we get a foot of snow. The Falklands, maybe?
Diana monday….. nothing else to say.
Claerly the cold snap is the fault of Gordon Clown and the zanuliebore nazi communists
I can only conclude that the Express don’t have any journalists working over the weekend, and Monday front pages are put together automatically by a Commodore 64 running a very simple database.
There is nothing on that front page (other than the date!) that tells you that this is actually March 2010. It could be a front page from any point in the last 10 years.
[...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Dafyd Jones. Dafyd Jones said: Apparently the Express would like to be considered a serious newspaper. And then it prints a front page like this: http://dafy.dj/-/3v [...]
-11C isn’t Arctic temperature though, is it? Even in Norway and Sweden they get temperatures of -20C. And I’d like to see the Sexpress hacks bet their mortgages on there being a foot of snow if they believe that to be true.
Because nothing destroys a woman’s love for a man faster than killing her. Wait, what?
Yeah, anybody with the resourses to have a princess assassinated should have no problem just putting some child porn on a blokes laptop and calling the cops. I’d also suggest the children are posed via photoshop with landmines.
Who’s this Diana chick?
And – seriously – what’s with the glow around the picture? Has she been on the Ready-Brek, or simply cannonized?
Dai. The Express doesn’t employ journalists on any day of the week, just hacks who rewrite agency copy to fit the prejudices of readers and editorial staff.
Any ‘evidence’ to support this latest front page bombshell? Thought not……….
I can see what’s going happen, we’ll have a really dry summer and they will call for a hosepipe ban so after May’s celebrations of a Cameron elected government that is basically all they will go on about til about september
Firstly it looks like her head’s been photoshopped onto her body, and secondly, that really is a Michael Howard-esque grin.
What, some people claim Diana was murdered? This is brand-fucking-new information!
Just think! I used to hate Mondays when I was working.
Now I look forward to them for my Diana fix.