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Express

Posted by Merk

April 26th, 2010

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Categories: Express Watch, Front Pages |

15 Comments

  1. Mr Mordon

    Wankers

  2. Charlie

    Looks like it’s made up figures (it’s like an auction – one million, two million, do I hear three million?) and non-existent ‘fury’ day again at the Express

  3. Original Paul

    Last year they were talking about 4 million so it is a Monday morning discount. Anyway a large proportion would not have stayed. When you take into account emmigrant Brits ( sorry expats) the net figure is not that high.

  4. Phil

    Still attacking Clegg instead of Brown. Clearly they still see the LibDems as the bigger threat to Cameron.

  5. Andy McDandy

    I just love the ‘Nolan sister’ caption. Like if they gave her first name, that would somehow make her less recognisable.

    I mean, how many famous Nolans are there apart from the inexplicably popular with tabloid journalists singing group?

    Ansswer – Chris, who to be fair is a bloody good film director.

  6. TedB

    What’s the betting that they manage to mention Clegg’s wife is Spanish and his Russian/Dutch roots at some point amongst the “think of a number and double it” acrticle.

  7. Doctor F.

    “Crude joke threatens Pope’s visit to Britain” – oh, if only.

  8. Dai

    Nonsense numbers in the headline and a blonde with cancer on the right. Classic Express.

  9. Dave C

    Monday,and nothing about Diana.

    The sooner this election nonsense is over the better
    Then we can get back to what we really want to
    read about.

  10. pstu

    Why is the Mail promoting Avatar, with its do-gooder environmental message about protecting nature and indigenous cultures? Maybe they see it as an anti-immigrant film.

  11. Andy McDandy

    “Bloody Na’avi, coming over here, sponging off the state, stealing all the jobs…”

  12. Mail Man

    Blonde in the corner, yaayyyah!

  13. NJH

    So those protecting paedophiles are fine in Dirty Des’ world if they’re offended by ZaNuLieBore?

  14. Matt Hurst

    What a silly headline

  15. Jake

    Funniest bit about Mail and Express election headlines, is the simple fact that they are actually boosting the Libs in the polls. Showing 2 things (that are brilliant)

    1: Nobody gives two-hoots about the tabloid press, in elections, any more. It’s all social-networking, word of mouth stuff now.

    2: The country is far more liberal than they think, and that anti-immigration, anti-eu, centre righters, are now the minority group in the UK.

    Latest polls, Labour and Libs (pro eu, pro managed immigration) gives them a 59% share of the electorate………………..!

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