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Express

Posted by Merk

May 14th, 2010

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Categories: Express Watch, Front Pages |

12 Comments

  1. TedB

    Arn’t Britain’s blue flag beaches on the coast. but then isn’t the “Blue flag” system a sign of “European meddling in the UK” given their HQ is in Denmark…..

  2. DBC

    Regarding the “parking rip-off”, I think you will find that’s called capitalism and the free market. Any sensible traveller knows that you book well in advance and shop around for airport car parking. There are enough companies on the web that will help you do that.

  3. Rob

    Always thought she had a touch of the tarbrush, myself.

  4. Stevie H

    Well said, DBH.

    If the government intervenes (which is the insinuated suggestion from the article) then it will be “Nanny State Gone Mad”.

  5. Mail Man

    TedB

    Now someone can correct me if this has changed (and under Labour it might well have done) but IIRC Europe had its ‘blue flag’ system in the early to mid 1990s and none (or almost none) of the UK beaches could reach the demanding Euro standards
    (for really difficult & advanced stuff like not having sewage on your public bathing beaches etc).

    So Major & Co. created British ‘blue flag’ awards (to lower standards, obviously) and began handing them out to much fanfare by the recipient beaches/towns.

    Whether or not that is still the case I do not know but I definitely recall that was how the British system began.

    It’s also worth bearing in mind that a lot of our ‘cleaning up’ has been done by building & installing longer sewage outlet pipes so our crap just has less chance of being washed back onto the beaches.

  6. Mail Man

    One proviso…..it could have been a little earlier & under Thatcher.

  7. NJH

    Thank fuck I saw this, otherwise I’d have never known that Mylene Klass had mammary glands.

  8. Tony

    The british one is the Quality Coast Award and has much lower standards (it’s basically ‘is the beach tidy and looks a bit pretty’).

    It made me laugh that a beach was complaining that they lost their flag because it rained and the drains spilled their contents onto the beach . FFS.. there’s a drain spilling sewage onto the beach. A bit of rain is the least of the problems..

  9. Steve

    Shocked to see pictures of multicultural forrin ethnics on the front of both mail and express.

    Has DBC become ABC (Asian Babe Corner) ?

  10. Steve

    Longer sewage pipes is a double win for the readers.

    1. Clean beaches for their joyful staycationing.
    2. Your shit ends up closer to Johnny foreigner.

    Just don’t eat the fish.

  11. Tom (iow)

    To be fair some airports are pretty massive.

  12. NJH

    Steve, Klass isn’t who Dirty Des normally associates with the term “Asian Babe”.

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