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Express

Posted by Merk

June 11th, 2010

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Categories: Express Watch, Front Pages |

21 Comments

  1. NJH

    Or, alternatively, pension investment companies are killing our pensions. Or not. BP have dropped a bollock and Barry’s calling it how he and most will see it. Thousands of square kilometres of ecosystem exposing the folly of oil dependence? Fuck it, what about our pensions?

  2. Matthew

    Is that dvd ‘free’ with tomorrow’s ‘newspaper’(sic)?

  3. Paul

    Boris Johnson & Norman Tebitt are stirring this up.

  4. TedB

    Is it a sign of getting old when all the England players start looking like babies?

  5. Phil

    If an American oil company had cocked up in the North Sea and a large slick was coming ashore in Northumbria would the Express be criticising Cameron for wanting to send the bill to the oil company thus undermining American pensions? Would they accuse Cameron of ranting?

  6. Fruitbat

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

    It’s like something off the tabloid headline generator! What a bunch of unutterable twats.

  7. NJH

    The baby’s head looks Photoshopped on too.

  8. Mail Man

    Yeah how dare those damned Americans get all uppity about a notionally ‘British’ company creating an environmental disaster on an unprecedented scale.
    What bare-faced cheek of them to demand that said company actually pay for and clean up their mess.

    What planet are those blinkered DE creeps on?

  9. Steve

    I though it was McLiarBroonZanu who had already killed our pensions.

    I find it odd that my comfort in retirement is dependent on the destruction of another nations coastline.

    Methinks these so called ‘finance experts’ are a bunch or non-job pen-pushers who should be replaced by common sense pensioners.

  10. Steve

    On a completely different note, has anybody noticed how Uraguay and France have much more tuneful national anthems than ours?

    IN fact I challenge readers to find a team at the Fotie world cup with a worse one.

  11. Crouching Tiger Hidden Badgers Paw

    @ Steve, yes our so called ‘National Anthem’ is an absolute piece of dire bilge when compared to the Russian, French, Italian and many other anthems.

  12. Matt Hurst

    I’ve always liked Brazil’s

    As I said on the other, nice to care more about greed than the natural disaster this is causing. I think this might be the first headline on the issue if so they can go screw themselves

  13. pstu

    Can we have a study of the comparative costs of producing a DVD and a printed guide to the benefits system (in full colour on glossy paper with staples, like they normally are)? The DVD is almost certainly cheaper to manufacture, and I doubt they hired Tom Cruise to present.

  14. Steve

    Photo editors today just don’t get it.

    Schoolboy photoshop fail with the baby’s headgear.
    Everybody knows you wear the regulation 1916 tin helmet with an England top.
    Preferably with Gazza/Rooney face pasted onto the head.

    Any exit short of the final and we paste Vegetables on their faces.
    (Or blame the italians).

  15. NJH

    Steve, England doesn’t seem to actually have a national anthem, using as we do that of the UK (Scotland and Wales have their own). I’ve long said there should be an alternative English anthem, without “God” or Benda involved. “Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life” would be my choice, inclusing the whistling.

  16. Steve

    That would be highly appropriate given “our boys” run out against Obamas’s Pelican hugging do gooders today.

    5/4 Fav: Express t blame economic migrant “so called” coach.

  17. Steve

    Does anybody know what song England used before the cat of union.
    Just wondering whether UK has nicked England’s one…

  18. Phil

    Interesting to see many newspapers (not just our favourite rags) carping about the England goalkeeper’s little ’slip’ yesterday. Now, I’m no football expert, but I did sense a smug sense before the match that England would win it fairly easily. So my question is this: having scored one goal after 4 minutes wasn’t it at least partly the fault of the other team members for not scoring in the remaining 86 minutes? Just a thought.

  19. Steve

    Absolutely agree with you Phil, but as a member of the goalies union my opinion is heavily biased.

    The blame game always gets the goalie.
    It dodges the question of why no white shirted player got on the end of ~20 crosses during the game.

  20. Melissa

    Saw this issue of the paper in a shop.. nearly fell over from laughter. One of the ‘best’ right wing rubbish covers I have ever seen.

  21. Melissa

    In fact the only thing missing is a picture of Diana..

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